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A teen is arrested for shoplifting
A teen is arrested for shoplifting The police call his father who immediately arrives at the police station where he is detained. As soon as he arri…
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Star Wars vs Titanic 10. Titanic top speed woefully shy of light speed. 9. Leia is a princess, a senator, and a freedom fighter. Rose is engaged. …
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A man walks on a street and sees an open manhole
A man walks on a street and sees an open manhole He cries into it: "Fuck you bitch!" Then echo replies: "Bitch you fuck!" A bit puzzled, he cries …
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Juan & Amal
Juan & Amal A woman had twins, and gave them up for adoption. One of them went to a family in Egypt and was named Amal. The other went to a family i…
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A plane is crashing with President Trump...
A plane is crashing with President Trump... A plane is crashing with President Trump, an old man, a little boy and the pilot. Dont ask questions. Ju…
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A man stands, chain smoking at a bus stop...
A man stands, chain smoking at a bus stop... A man stands, chain smoking at a bus stop. The woman standing next to him says "Hey, don't you know th…
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Trump helps an old lady.
Trump helps an old lady. An elderly lady was walking on the golf course on the island of Martha’s Vineyard. She slipped and fell. Trump, who was be…
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A Friar, a Rabbi, and a Buddhist Monk Pray for the Dictator
A Friar, a Rabbi, and a Buddhist Monk Pray for the Dictator Three representatives of three different faiths come to mourn the dictator, who was shot…
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A father is on his deathbed.
A father is on his deathbed. His 4 children are there, 3 tall with red hair, 1 short with black hair, as well as his wife. "Before I die, tell me,is…
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A Funny Story
Q: How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the lig…
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I never tell lawyer jokes
I never tell lawyer jokes Lawyers don't think they're funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes. Credit where credit is due: I just watched a vid…
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A man goes to a brain store...
A man goes to a brain store... He asks the owner how much an accountant's brain sells for. The owner tells him, "We sell that for $6 per pound of b…
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A blonde's phone rang in the middle of the night
A blonde's phone rang in the middle of the night A blonde's phone rang in the middle of the night. "Hello?" she said. "Hello," said a voice. "Is…
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A Frenchman, an Italian and a Jewish man die and go to heaven....
A Frenchman, an Italian and a Jewish man die and go to heaven.... An angel ushers the Frenchman into a room filled with every French delicacy imagin…
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A Funny Story
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to pr…
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A Funny Story
There was an Englishman,Scottishman and an Irishman swimming in the sea one day when suddenly they were captured by pirates. The captain said to the…
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A son and his Dad have an intense argument and the son storms off, furious.
A son and his Dad have an intense argument and the son storms off, furious. Before he gets out of earshot of his father, he yells "Jim Morrison was …
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A Funny Story
One day a little boy asked his father, "how come you named my sister Running Dear?" So the father answerd his question and said, "when your sister w…
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Bunny comes to Bear's bakery...
Bunny comes to Bear's bakery... He asks for a cabbage pie. Bear tells him they don't have that kind of pie. It repeats for a few days. Bear takes …
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I'd like to think that my girlfriend and I have a relationship that is above being forced to buy simple gifts as part of a made up holiday that exploits working class people throug
I'd like to think that my girlfriend and I have a relationship that is above being forced to buy simple gifts as part of a made up holiday that explo…
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Museum Curator
Museum Curator The assistant curator of the musuem came to the head curator with a couple of problems. "Sir, the mummy is damp and getting mouldy. …
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A blonde is sitting next to a lawyer on a plane
A blonde is sitting next to a lawyer on a plane The lawyer just keeps bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the la…
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Colleagues
Colleagues A female student walks down the street of a college town. She had a stressful day and is dying to smoke a cigarette, but her lighter simp…
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Can he simplify this trigonometric equation?
Can he simplify this trigonometric equation? Cos he can't! Get it? It's like cosecant. Hahahaha I made this joke in algebra 2 in high school and th…
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