Dinner Plans
We couldn’t agree on dinner, so we chose the restaurant with the longest menu and postponed the debate.
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Find a joke ↓We couldn’t agree on dinner, so we chose the restaurant with the longest menu and postponed the debate.
Read the joke ↗We made a shared playlist. Now we take turns arguing about which song counts as “our song.”
Read the joke ↗My partner and I never get lost together. One of us reads the map, and the other confidently holds it upside down.
Read the joke ↗We made a fair remote-control rule: whoever finds it gets to choose, after a short campaign speech.
Read the joke ↗I asked my partner to remind me where I put my keys. They did: “You put them somewhere safe.”
Read the joke ↗Hey, dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
Read the joke ↗When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there
Read the joke ↗What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.
Read the joke ↗Why did the melons plan a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe!
Read the joke ↗Where do rabbits go after they get married? On a bunny-moon.
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