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MR. PITT, speaking in the House of Commons of the glorious war which preceded the disastrous one in which we lost the colonies, called it "the last w…
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SIR WALTER SCOTT once happening to hear his daughter Anne
SIR WALTER SCOTT once happening to hear his daughter Anne say of something, that it was _vulgar_, gave the young lady the following temperate rebuke:…
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CROSS, n.
CROSS, n. An ancient religious symbol erroneously supposed to owe its significance to the most solemn event in the history of Christianity, but reall…
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A SAILOR was asked, "Where did your father die?"--"In a
A SAILOR was asked, "Where did your father die?"--"In a storm," answered the sailor. "And your grandfather?"--"He was drowned."--"And your great-gran…
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A FOREIGNER asked an English tailor how much cloth was
A FOREIGNER asked an English tailor how much cloth was necessary for a suit of clothes. He replied, _twelve_ yards. Astonished at the quantity, he we…
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If it's a Cadillac, the driver says: "How far is
If it's a Cadillac, the driver says: "How far is it to Kansas City?" "One hundred forty miles," is the reply. "Gimme twenty gallons of gas and a gall…
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Muriel, a five-year-old subject of King George, has been thought
Muriel, a five-year-old subject of King George, has been thought by her parents too young to feel the weight of the rod, and has been ruled by moral …
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The new minister's first sermon was very touching and created
The new minister's first sermon was very touching and created much favorable comment among the members of the church. One morning, a few days later, …
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A MONK having intruded into the chamber of a nobleman
A MONK having intruded into the chamber of a nobleman, who was at the point of death, and had lost his speech, continued crying out, "My lord, will y…
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Mother had been having considerable argument with her infant daughter
Mother had been having considerable argument with her infant daughter as to whether the latter was going to be left alone in a dark room to go to sle…
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Everybody knew that John Polkinhorn was the carelessest man in
Everybody knew that John Polkinhorn was the carelessest man in town, but nobody ever thought he was careless enough to marry Susan Rankin, seeing tha…
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You know I am not a champion of marriage.
You know I am not a champion of marriage. The real drawback to marriage is that it makes one unselfish, and unselfish people are colourless--they lac…
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A minister was on his vacation in the country.
A minister was on his vacation in the country. A neighboring church heard of it and asked him to preach while their own pastor was away. He consented…
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It will be a marvellous thing--the true personality of man--when
It will be a marvellous thing--the true personality of man--when we see it. It will grow naturally and simply, flowerlike, or as a tree grows. It wil…
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It will be a marvellous thing--the true personality of man--when
It will be a marvellous thing--the true personality of man--when we see it. It will grow naturally and simply flowerlike, or as a tree grows. It will…
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IN the State of Ohio, there resided a family, consisting
IN the State of Ohio, there resided a family, consisting of an old man, of the name of Beaver, and his three sons, all of whom were hard "pets," who …
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Happiness is not a fixed quantity, like the world's gold
Happiness is not a fixed quantity, like the world's gold supply: so that the more one man has the less his neighbor is likely to have. Real happiness…
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A GENTLEMAN had a son who was deemed an idiot.
A GENTLEMAN had a son who was deemed an idiot. The little fellow, when nine or ten years of age, was fond of drumming, and once dropt his drum-stick …
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SABBATH, n.
SABBATH, n. A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. Among the Jews obser…
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A LAUGHABLE blunder was made by Mrs.
A LAUGHABLE blunder was made by Mrs. Gibbs, at Covent Garden Theatre, in the season of 1823, in the part of _Miss Stirling_, in "The Clandestine Marr…
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The Rev.
The Rev. Dr. William Emerson, of Boston, son of Ralph Waldo Emerson, recently made a trip through the South, and one Sunday attended a meeting in a c…
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Yes; there are suggestive things in Individualism.
Yes; there are suggestive things in Individualism. Socialism annihilates family life, for instance. With the abolition of private property, marriage …
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A CERTAIN man of pleasure, about London, received a challenge
A CERTAIN man of pleasure, about London, received a challenge from a young gentleman of his acquaintance; and they met at the appointed place. Just b…
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A youngster of three was enjoying a story his mother
A youngster of three was enjoying a story his mother was reading aloud to him when a caller came. In a few minutes his mother was called to the telep…
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