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A blonde walks into a TechStore
A blonde walks into a TechStore She says: "Can i have that TV over there?" The Man on the Counter replies: "No because you're blonde". The next day …
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Bob and Jim walk into a bar
Bob and Jim walk into a bar "Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink." The bartender gets him a drink. Bob says, "Donkeyboy, get me another drink." The barte…
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What's the difference between a Muslim, a Mexican, and a white Southern voter?
What's the difference between a Muslim, a Mexican, and a white Southern voter? A Muslim gets permission to come to America but then they take it bac…
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The Italians are fighting Americans in the trenches
The Italians are fighting Americans in the trenches An American gets the idea to yell the name Luigi, and being a common Italian name when someone h…
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A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman,
A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, "Barfender, I'd like a m…
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An Englishman, an Irishman and an American
An Englishman, an Irishman and an American Get drunk in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. The American says: "There's an updraft on the 7th f…
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I was at a party and I lost my watch
I was at a party and I lost my watch I started looking throughout the house, and when I turn a corner there's a guy standing on my timepiece, border…
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Two gay men in are having sex.....
Two gay men in are having sex..... Two gay men are having sex in bedroom. After a while one of them decides that he needs a break and goes to bathro…
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A Man Gets Really Drunk
A Man Gets Really Drunk A man gets really drunk at a bar and asks the bartender for the bathroom. The bartender points to the bathroom and the man …
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I was offered sex with a 21 yr old today
I was offered sex with a 21 yr old today In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am …
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Jesus needs love too
Jesus needs love too The night before he was arrested and crucified, his followers started to worry. Christ was still a virgin; wouldn’t it…
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Superman was flying above Metropolis
Superman was flying above Metropolis When he saw Wonder Woman sunbathing on the roof of the Justice League, totally naked. Superman thinks to himsel…
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A Jewish man walks into a bar...
A Jewish man walks into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink. After a while he gets bored and tells the bartender "Bartender... Tell me a funny…
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A father-son talk
A father-son talk A father asked his 12 year old son if he knew how babies were made, so the kid started crying: I don't want to know! Please don't …
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A Nazi goes to a bar...
A Nazi goes to a bar... A Nazi goes to a bar, looks around, and sees an Orthodox Jew sitting at a nearby table. "Barkeep!", he says, "A round on me…
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When a woman gets a vibrator, It's seen as a bit of naughty fun.
When a woman gets a vibrator, It's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when a guy orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000 blow up latex doll, with a 6 s…
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Two hunters
Two hunters Two hunters are walking through the woods and having a great time. When all of the sudden one falls to the ground, eyes roll back in the…
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I was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Cancer
I was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Cancer The cancer sucks, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's! Wait No I do I can feel the edges …
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island...
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island... The island is 10 miles from shore and without any other possible way to leave, the …
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Two old timers were playing chess in the park. The first one says: "know what I did yesterday? I went to the girls..."
Two old timers were playing chess in the park. The first one says: "know what I did yesterday? I went to the girls..." "At your old age?" Says the s…
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A radio station in Ireland is taking calls to find a word that is commonly used but isn't in the dictionary yet...
A radio station in Ireland is taking calls to find a word that is commonly used but isn't in the dictionary yet... The first caller gets through. "…
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I lost my watch at a party once...
I lost my watch at a party once... An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated,…
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A boy with a wooden eye asked a girl with a hairy lip to the prom...
A boy with a wooden eye asked a girl with a hairy lip to the prom... Seeing how nobody else would likely go with them, the boy with the wooden eye a…
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A blonde's phone rang in the middle of the night
A blonde's phone rang in the middle of the night A blonde's phone rang in the middle of the night. "Hello?" she said. "Hello," said a voice. "Is…
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