A man goes to a brain store...

A man goes to a brain store...

He asks the owner how much an accountant's brain sells for.

The owner tells him, "We sell that for $6 per pound of brain."

He then asks how much a doctor's brain sells for.

The owner tells him, "We sell that for $11 per pound of brain."

Finally, the man asks how much a politician's brain sells for.

The owner tells him, "We sell that for $1,000 per 4 oz of brain."

The man is astonished and asks why so much.

The owner tells him. "Do you know how many politicians we need to kill to find 1 oz of brain?"