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I left my wife
I left my wife At the grocery store. I told her I would wait in the car. What I didn't tell her was that I would move the car to the other end of …
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A Funny Story
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have co…
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A pun contest...
A pun contest... A man's newsletter tells him about a pun contest they are holding. The person who submits the best pun will win $10000. The man thi…
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A tragic case of malpractice and injustice
A tragic case of malpractice and injustice So this unfortunate fellow comes down with gangrene and goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him that the…
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Love him or hate him at least President Trump is raising awareness of one of the greatest challenges facing America.....
Love him or hate him at least President Trump is raising awareness of one of the greatest challenges facing America..... ....Mental Health. 'Cause e…
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The Italians are fighting Americans in the trenches
The Italians are fighting Americans in the trenches An American gets the idea to yell the name Luigi, and being a common Italian name when someone h…
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A Funny Story
At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by …
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A Muslim, a Mexican, and Trump are walking down the beach.....
A Muslim, a Mexican, and Trump are walking down the beach..... ....when the Muslim stubs his toe on a lamp. The Mexican picks it up, and Trump rubs …
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A Funny Story
A Man comes back home at 3am, drunk as a skunk. He hears the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, he cuckooes nine more ti…
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A man goes to an ENT doctor
A man goes to an ENT doctor Because his nose was growing at an excessive rate, it was already 11 and a half inches long. Doctor walks in and says,…
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A Funny Story
An Englishman, a Scott, and a Irishman walked into a pub.Each orderd a pint of beer . Then a fly landed in each one's beer . The Englishman, turning …
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A blind man walks into a bar...
A blind man walks into a bar... A blind man walks into a bar, orders a drink and says, "Hey! Does anyone want to hear a blonde joke?" Then the woman…
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God, I wish that I’d used a condom now.
God, I wish that I’d used a condom now. My wife walked in to the room when I was in the middle of a furious argument with our son. When he ran out o…
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An advertiser for coke is dispatched to Israel
An advertiser for coke is dispatched to Israel When he comes back, his friend asks him how it went. He replies that it did not go well. "What happe…
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In and Out
In and Out Mama Skunk had two children named In and Out. The two were always on the go, but rarely in one place at the same time. Whenever In wa…
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A nun decides to go golfing and invites a priest to be her caddy.
A nun decides to go golfing and invites a priest to be her caddy. On the first hole, the nun hits an excellent shot, landing the ball right on the g…
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Joe bought a gun . . .
Joe bought a gun . . . Joe bought a gun. He walked right into the sporting goods store, up to the gun counter, and picked out a semi-automatic .12 g…
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In the 90's Arsenal Soccer Club
In the 90's Arsenal Soccer Club Had a player called David Dicks. When he was injured,the Newspaper wrote"Arsenal to play without Dicks". The coach w…
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A Yugoslavian jew moves to israel
A Yugoslavian jew moves to israel After ww2 most of the (still alive) yugoslavian jews moved to Israel. Shlomo shekelowitz decides to stay in yugos…
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Blue films are the most Positive Movies....
Blue films are the most Positive Movies.... No violence , No conspiracy, No Cheating... !! Lots of Love & always a very Happy Ending for all Charac…
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A woman was getting out of the shower
A woman was getting out of the shower As her husband was getting in; and she heard the door bell and quickly wrapped herself in a towel and went dow…
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A Funny Story
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW …
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A Swede, an Icelander and a Norwegian end up shipwrecked on a deserted island.
A Swede, an Icelander and a Norwegian end up shipwrecked on a deserted island. One day, as they are scouring the beaches for firewood, they come acr…
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A Funny Story
TO MY DEAR WIFE, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten day…
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