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In many of the rural districts of the United States
In many of the rural districts of the United States where money does not circulate with great rapidity services are paid for "in kind." Farmers, for …
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DR. HICKRINGAL, who was one of King Charles the Second's chaplains, whenever he preached before his Majesty, was sure to tell him of his faults from …
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Newell Dwight Hillis, the now famous New York preacher and
Newell Dwight Hillis, the now famous New York preacher and author, some years ago took charge of the First Presbyterian Church of Evanston, Illinois.…
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DR. GARTH (so he is called in the manuscript), who was one of the Kit-Kat Club, coming there one night, declared he must soon be gone, having many pa…
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The other day upon the links a distinguished clergyman was
The other day upon the links a distinguished clergyman was playing a closely contested game of golf. He carefully teed up his ball and addressed it w…
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THE late Duke of York is reported to have once
THE late Duke of York is reported to have once consulted Abernethy. During the time his highness was in the room, the doctor stood before him with hi…
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The patient went off gayly to write his letter.
The patient went off gayly to write his letter. He had it finished and sealed, but when he was licking the stamp it slipped through his fingers to th…
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DR. ABERNETHY, the celebrated physician, was never more displeased than by hearing a patient detail a long account of troubles. A woman, knowing Aber…
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DR. PARR had a high opinion of his own skill at whist, and could not even patiently tolerate the want of it in his partner. Being engaged with a part…
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AN eminent physician, and Fellow of the Royal Society, seeing
AN eminent physician, and Fellow of the Royal Society, seeing over the door of a paltry ale-house, _The Crown and Thistle_, by Malcolm Mac Tavish, M.…
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POTABLE, n.
POTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage, although even they find it palatable on…
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You never can tell," said a traveling salesman.
"You never can tell," said a traveling salesman. "Now you'd think that a little New England village, chock full of church influence and higher educat…
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A PHYSICIAN calling one day on a gentleman who had
A PHYSICIAN calling one day on a gentleman who had been severely afflicted with the gout, found, to his surprise, the disease gone, and the patient r…
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A well-known society performer volunteered to entertain a roomful of
A well-known society performer volunteered to entertain a roomful of patients of the Colney Hatch Lunatic Asylum, and made up a very successful littl…
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AN unfortunate man, who had never drank water enough to
AN unfortunate man, who had never drank water enough to warrant the disease, was reduced to such a state by dropsy, that a consultation of physicians…
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THE most celebrated wits and _bon vivants_ of the day
THE most celebrated wits and _bon vivants_ of the day graced the dinner-table of the late Dr. Kitchener, and, _inter alia_, the late George Colman, w…
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THE most celebrated wits and _bon vivans_ of the day
THE most celebrated wits and _bon vivans_ of the day graced the dinner-table of the late Dr. Kitchiner, and, _inter alios_, the late George Colman, w…
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An old lady in the London parish of the famous
An old lady in the London parish of the famous Doctor Gill made a nuisance of herself by constant interference in the affairs of others. As a gossip …
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THE late Dr.
THE late Dr. Brand was remarkable for his spirit of contradiction. One extremely cold morning, in the month of January, he was addressed by a friend …
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MR. BURKE, in speaking of the indisposition of Mr. Fox, which prevented his making a motion for an investigation into the conduct of Lord Sandwich, s…
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THE Welsh formerly drank their ale, mead, or metheglin out
THE Welsh formerly drank their ale, mead, or metheglin out of earthen vessels, glazed and painted, within and without, with _dainty devices_. A farme…
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LAUGHTER, n.
LAUGHTER, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though inte…
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If an editor makes a mistake folks say he ought
"If an editor makes a mistake folks say he ought to be hung; but if a doctor makes a mistake he buries it and people dassent say nothing because doct…
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A GENTLEMAN having sent a turbot as a present to
A GENTLEMAN having sent a turbot as a present to Swift, the servant who carried it entered the doctor's study abruptly, and laying down the fish, sai…
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