A teen is arrested for shoplifting

A teen is arrested for shoplifting

The police call his father who immediately arrives at the police station where he is detained. As soon as he arrives, the police tell him,

Police: "Sir, your son was arrested for shoplifting in the area."

The father, visibly taken aback, clenches his fists. Sweating, and unable to contain himself, he breathes:

"Shop lifting?! I always knew you could bench, son!"