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The quick wit of a traveling salesman who has since
The quick wit of a traveling salesman who has since become a well-known merchant was severely tested one day. He sent in his card by the office-boy t…
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HIS Lordship was accustomed to sleep during the Parliamentary harangues
HIS Lordship was accustomed to sleep during the Parliamentary harangues of his adversaries, leaving Sir Grey Cooper to note down anything remarkable.…
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In Davenport: "We've given a service to our patrons that
In Davenport: "We've given a service to our patrons that compels them to think of Crooks when there's any laundry work to be done." On a parsonage do…
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Two Irishmen fresh from Ireland had just landed in New
Two Irishmen fresh from Ireland had just landed in New York and engaged a room in the top story of a hotel. Mike, being very sleepy, threw himself on…
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The new member of the club listened with solemn interest
The new member of the club listened with solemn interest to the various stories that were told in the smoking room. They were good stories, and obvio…
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ADMIRAL LORD HOWE, when a captain, was once hastily awakened
ADMIRAL LORD HOWE, when a captain, was once hastily awakened in the middle of the night by the lieutenant of the watch, who informed him with great a…
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WHEN Admiral Cornwallis commanded the Canada, a mutiny broke out
WHEN Admiral Cornwallis commanded the Canada, a mutiny broke out in the ship, on account of some accidental delay in paying the crew. The men signed …
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The ferry-dock was crowded with weary home-goers when through the
The ferry-dock was crowded with weary home-goers when through the crowd rushed a man--hot, excited, laden to the chin with bundles of every shape and…
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An airman had been taking up passengers for short trips
An airman had been taking up passengers for short trips, and by the time his last trip came was absolutely fed up by being asked silly questions. He …
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COOKE and Dibdin went, at a tolerably steady quick-step, as
COOKE and Dibdin went, at a tolerably steady quick-step, as far as the middle of Greek Street, when Cooke, who had passed his hand along all the pali…
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WHEN General and Mrs.
WHEN General and Mrs. V. were in Dublin, they were perpetually teased by an old woman whom they had relieved, but whose importunity had no bounds; ev…
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Do I think that the particular form of lying often
Do I think that the particular form of lying often seen in newspapers, under the title, "From our Foreign Correspondent," does any harm?--Why, no,--I…
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A WORTHY Roman Catholic clergyman, well known as "Priest Matheson,"
A WORTHY Roman Catholic clergyman, well known as "Priest Matheson," and universally respected in the district, had charge of a mission in Aberdeenshi…
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An elderly man was on his way home by train
An elderly man was on his way home by train from a session of three days at a convention of his political party. (This was antedating the era of proh…
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Thank you sir," was the reply.
"Thank you sir," was the reply. "Why, we all knew--that is, all the members of the Cabmen's Literary Guild knew--that you were coming by this train. …
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This last summer, when I was on my way back
This last summer, when I was on my way back to Vienna from the Appetite- Cure in the mountains, I fell over a cliff in the twilight, and broke some a…
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IN the year 1797, when democratic notions ran high, the
IN the year 1797, when democratic notions ran high, the king's coach was attacked as his majesty was going to the House of Peers. A gigantic Hibernia…
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THE post of baggage master on a railroad train is
THE post of baggage master on a railroad train is not an enviable one. There is often a wide difference between the company's regulations, and the pa…
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JOSEPH II.
JOSEPH II. Emperor of Germany, traveling incognito, stopped at an inn in the Netherlands, where, it being fair time, and the house crowded, he readil…
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An amusing incident occurred in the cars of the Virginia
An amusing incident occurred in the cars of the Virginia and Tennessee road, which must be preserved in print. It is too good to be lost. As the trai…
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JOSEPH II., emperor of Germany, travelling in his usual way
JOSEPH II., emperor of Germany, travelling in his usual way, without his retinue, attended by only a single aide-de-camp, arrived very late at the ho…
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Broken-down nothing!
"Broken-down nothing! With the exception of a busted drive-shaft, a cracked crank-case, a loose steering-wheel, a bum battery, a dilapidated differen…
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In the morning, it was very fine time, I see
In the morning, it was very fine time, I see the coach at the door, and I walk all around before they bring the horses; but I see nothing what they c…
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Well--I go back on the coach-box, but I look, as
Well--I go back on the coach-box, but I look, as I pass, at all the women ear, for the _box_; but not none I see. "Well," I tell myself once more, "n…
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