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WHEN Foote was on his way to France, for change of air, he went into the kitchen at the inn at Dover, to order a particular dish for dinner. The true…
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BARRY the painter was with Nollekens at Rome in 1760
BARRY the painter was with Nollekens at Rome in 1760, and they were extremely intimate. Barry took the liberty one night, when they were about to lea…
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THE late Sir Thomas Robinson was a tall, uncouth figure
THE late Sir Thomas Robinson was a tall, uncouth figure, and his appearance was still more grotesque, from his hunting-dress: a postilion's cap, a ti…
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A KENTUCKIAN visited a merchant at New York, with whom
A KENTUCKIAN visited a merchant at New York, with whom, after dinner, he drank wine and smoked cigars, spitting on the carpet, much to the annoyance …
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They were dining on fowl in a restaurant.
They were dining on fowl in a restaurant. "You see," he explained, as he showed her the wishbone, "you take hold here. Then we must both make a wish …
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AT one of the annual dinners of the members of
AT one of the annual dinners of the members of the Chapel Royal, a gentleman had been plaguing Edward Cannon with a somewhat dry disquisition on the …
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A GENTLEMAN, playing at piquet, was much teased by a
A GENTLEMAN, playing at piquet, was much teased by a looker-on who was short-sighted, and, having a very long nose, greatly incommoded the player. To…
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THE death of Mr.
THE death of Mr. Holland, of Drury Lane Theatre, who was the son of a _baker_ at Chiswick, had a very great effect upon the spirits of Foote, who had…
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THE Rev.
THE Rev. Mr. B----, when residing at Canterbury some years ago, was reckoned a good violoncello-player. His sight being dim obliged him very often to…
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The Italian workman in the West was warned to look
The Italian workman in the West was warned to look out for rattlesnakes. He was assured, however, that a snake would never strike until after soundin…
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POPE the actor, well known for his devotion to the
POPE the actor, well known for his devotion to the culinary art, received an invitation to dinner, accompanied by an apology for the simplicity of th…
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I do not remember my first lie, it is too
I do not remember my first lie, it is too far back; but I remember my second one very well. I was nine days old at the time, and had noticed that if …
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Here will lie in this box the first lord in
"Here will lie in this box the first lord in Americake, the first Lord Dexter made by the voice of hampsher state my brave fellows Affirmed it they g…
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THE American General Lee, being one day at dinner where
THE American General Lee, being one day at dinner where there were some Scotch officers, took occasion to say, that when he had got a glass too much,…
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JERROLD and some friends were dining in a private room
JERROLD and some friends were dining in a private room at a tavern. After dinner the landlord informed the company that the house was partly under re…
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Mark Twain at a dinner at the Authors' Club said
Mark Twain at a dinner at the Authors' Club said: "Speaking of fresh eggs, I am reminded of the town of Squash. In my early lecturing days I went to …
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BISHOP BLOMFIELD, when presiding over the diocese of London, had
BISHOP BLOMFIELD, when presiding over the diocese of London, had occasion to call the attention of the Essex incumbents to the necessity of residing …
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THE celebrated John Wilkes attended a City dinner not long
THE celebrated John Wilkes attended a City dinner not long after his promotion to city honors. Among the guests was a noisy vulgar deputy, a great gl…
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We will take as our text this morning," announced the
"We will take as our text this morning," announced the absent-minded clergyman, consulting his memorandum, "the sixth and seventh verses of the thirt…
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That clever and brilliant genius, McDougall, who represented California in
That clever and brilliant genius, McDougall, who represented California in the United States Senate, was like many others of his class somewhat addic…
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Under Socialism all this will, of course, be altered.
Under Socialism all this will, of course, be altered. There will be no people living in fetid dens and fetid rags, and bringing up unhealthy, hunger-…
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The Yankee had not ceased to advance, nor the dandy
The Yankee had not ceased to advance, nor the dandy, in his astonishment, to retreat; and now the motion of the latter being accelerated by the appar…
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POPE was one evening at Button's coffee-house, where he and
POPE was one evening at Button's coffee-house, where he and a set of literati had got poring over a Latin manuscript, in which they had found a passa…
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The principal vegetable productions of the island are the pepper
"The principal vegetable productions of the island are the pepper tree and the bread-fruit tree. Pepper being very abundantly produced, a benevolent …
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