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The smart fridge started giving advice. Its first tip was to chill out.
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The Update
My computer asked to install an update. I said, “Go ahead, but don’t change who you are.”
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The Laptop Fan
My laptop fan is very supportive. It cheers me on whenever the computer gets hot.
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The Wi-Fi Break
The Wi-Fi took a day off. Everyone had to reconnect with each other.
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The Thoughtful Password
My password asked me to make it stronger. I told it to believe in itself.
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Why did the private classes break up?
Why did the private classes break up? Because they never saw each other.
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Why was the font always tired?
Why was the font always tired? It was always bold.
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What goes after USA?
What goes after USA? USB.
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Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil? They preferred to write in C#.
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A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
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Why did the programmer quit their job?
Why did the programmer quit their job? They didn't get arrays.
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Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
Why did the programmer's wife leave him? He didn't know how to commit.
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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None that's a hardware problem
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How do you comfort a designer?
How do you comfort a designer? You give them some space... between the elements.
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The punchline often arrives before the set-up
The punchline often arrives before the set-up. Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
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Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? He didn't know how to null his feelings.
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Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard? It just wasn't their type anymore.
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Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Why did the functions stop calling each other? Because they had constant arguments.
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To understand what recursion is
To understand what recursion is... You must first understand what recursion is
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Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
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How do you generate a random string?
How do you generate a random string? Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
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A user interface is like a joke
A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
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What did the Java code say to the C code?
What did the Java code say to the C code? You've got no class.
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Why don't React developers like nature?
Why don't React developers like nature? They prefer the virtual DOM.
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