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The Invisible Bike
Why did Dad ride an invisible bike? He wanted to get some exercise without being seen pedaling.
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A Musical Pencil
Dad said his pencil had a great career in music. It had a good point and drew a crowd.
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The Scarecrow Trophy
Why did the scarecrow get a trophy? Dad said he was outstanding in his field.
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The Calendar
Dad took his calendar off the wall for a day. It looked like it needed a little time off.
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The Quiet Cheese
What did Dad say when the cheese made no sound? That’s okay; it’s a little mature.
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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they would crack each other up.
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