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The Owl’s Review
The owl reviewed the night shift: “Good hours, quiet coworkers, and excellent whoo-fi.”
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The Polite Parrot
The parrot learned to say “please.” Now it asks politely before repeating everything you say.
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The Patient Turtle
The turtle arrived late to the race and apologized. “I got caught up in a slow-moving situation.”
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A Dog’s Schedule
My dog made a daily schedule: nap, snack, walk, nap. He says he likes a well-balanced routine.
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The Curious Cat
Why did the cat sit beside the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!
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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom!
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.
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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-humbug.
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What do you call a bee that lives in America?
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?
What animal is always at a game of cricket? A bat.
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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?
Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
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What do you call a sheep with no legs?
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?
What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator? A Fermilabrador Retriever.
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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe.
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker.
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