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The Busy Baker
The baker kept a diary of every recipe. It was a journal of yeast.
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A Cup of Tea
My tea asked for a little space. I said, “Sure, take the whole saucer.”
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The Shy Tomato
The tomato blushed when it saw the salad dressing.
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The Bread’s Big Day
The loaf was excited about its first day at work. At last, it could bring home the dough.
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The Nervous Noodle
The noodle looked worried before dinner. It had a lot on its plate.
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell!
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
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What do you call sad coffee?
What do you call sad coffee? Despresso.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.
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I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much
I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much... It was a soft drink.
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How do you fix a broken pizza?
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
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Why did the cookie cry?
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long
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What do you call two barracuda fish?
What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda!
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Why are fish easy to weigh?
Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.
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What do you call cheese by itself?
What do you call cheese by itself? Provolone.
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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer
A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says... I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?
Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast.
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
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Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate.
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside.
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