A blonde's phone rang in the middle of the night

A blonde's phone rang in the middle of the night

A blonde's phone rang in the middle of the night.

"Hello?" she said.

"Hello," said a voice. "Is this Tommy?"

"No," said the blonde. "You must have the wrong number."

"Oh, sorry," said the caller. "I hope I didn't wake you."

"Oh, that's okay," said the blonde. "I had to get up anyway, to answer the phone!"