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The same _hero_, going one evening to the Opera, forcibly
The same _hero_, going one evening to the Opera, forcibly took possession of the box of a respectable Abbe, who for this outrage brought a suit in a …
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BISHOP ANDREWS, who was master and a great benefactor of
BISHOP ANDREWS, who was master and a great benefactor of Pembroke Hall, was one day at court with Waller the poet, and others. While King James was a…
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A number of Confederate prisoners, during the Civil War, were
A number of Confederate prisoners, during the Civil War, were detained at one of the western military posts under conditions much less unpleasant tha…
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A CANTAB chanced to enter a strange church, and after
A CANTAB chanced to enter a strange church, and after he had been seated some little time, another person was ushered into the same pew with him. The…
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MR. BETHEL, an Irish barrister, when the question of the Union was in debate, like all the junior barristers published pamphlets upon the subject. Mr…
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TREE, n.
TREE, n. A tall vegetable intended by nature to serve as a penal apparatus, though through a miscarriage of justice most trees bear only a negligible…
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AT the Durham assizes, a very deaf old lady, who
AT the Durham assizes, a very deaf old lady, who had brought an action for damages against a neighbor, was being examined, when the Judge suggested a…
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IN a cause tried in the Court of Queen's Bench
IN a cause tried in the Court of Queen's Bench, the plaintiff being a widow, and the defendants two medical men who had treated her for _delirium tre…
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JESTER, n.
JESTER, n. An officer formerly attached to a king's household, whose business it was to amuse the court by ludicrous actions and utterances, the absu…
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MERCER mentioned that, on the death of the Danish ambassador
MERCER mentioned that, on the death of the Danish ambassador here, (in Paris,) some commissaire of police, having come to the house for the purpose o…
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AN undergraduate had unconsciously strayed into the garden of a
AN undergraduate had unconsciously strayed into the garden of a certain D.D., then master of the college adjoining. He had not been there many minute…
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LOUIS XI.
LOUIS XI. in his youth used to visit a peasant, whose garden produced excellent fruit. When he ascended the throne, his friend presented him a turnip…
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FEW persons in this part of the country are aware
FEW persons in this part of the country are aware of the difference that exists between our manners and customs, and those of the people of the Weste…
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A SAD mistake was once made at court by the
A SAD mistake was once made at court by the beautiful and celebrated Duchess of Hamilton. Shortly before the death of George II., and whilst he was g…
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A GLASGOW professor met a poor student passing along one
A GLASGOW professor met a poor student passing along one of the courts, and remarked to him that his gown was very short. "_It will be long enough be…
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THE Earl of St.
THE Earl of St. Albans was, like many other staunch loyalists, little remembered by Charles II. He was, however, an attendant at court, and one of hi…
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Clarence, aged eight, was a member of the Band of
Clarence, aged eight, was a member of the Band of Mercy, of his Sunday School, which was a miniature society for the prevention of cruelty to animals…
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A GOOD story of Gibbon is told in the last
A GOOD story of Gibbon is told in the last volume of Moore's Memoirs. The _dramatis personae_ were Lady Elizabeth Foster, Gibbon the historian, and a…
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MR. JUSTICE MAULE would occasionally tax the powers of country juries. _Ex. gr._ "Gentlemen," said the judge, "the learned counsel is perfectly right…
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THE _Wheeling Gazette_ gives the following, as an extract from
THE _Wheeling Gazette_ gives the following, as an extract from the recent address of a barrister "out west," to a jury:--"The law expressly declares,…
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The counsel for the defendant said, his learned brother on
The counsel for the defendant said, his learned brother on the opposite side had been _floundering_ for some time, and he could not but think that Mr…
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A COUNSEL having been retained to oppose a person justifying
A COUNSEL having been retained to oppose a person justifying bail in the Court of King's Bench, after asking some common-place questions, was getting…
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GENERAL D---- was more distinguished for gallantry in the field
GENERAL D---- was more distinguished for gallantry in the field than for the care he lavished upon his person. Complaining, on a certain occasion, to…
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SUFFRAGE, n.
SUFFRAGE, n. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which is held to be both a privilege and a duty) means, as commonly i…
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