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There's a drunk man, wandering the street...
There's a drunk man, wandering the street... And he comes across a priest. He says to him, "I'm Jesus Christ." The priest replies, "No, you're not…
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A Lady visited a bar for the first time..
A Lady visited a bar for the first time.. She was nervous but sat on one tall stool in front of the bartender.. the guy sitting on her left said: "…
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A Funny Story
Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment o…
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An African immigrant just arrived in Italy and doesn't know how to make money
An African immigrant just arrived in Italy and doesn't know how to make money He asks another immigrant, "So, how do you survive here?" The immigran…
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A soldier ran up to a nun
A soldier ran up to a nun A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agre…
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Doesn't matter if you support him or not, you got to give Trump credit for being the first elected official who is not breaking his campaign promises.
Doesn't matter if you support him or not, you got to give Trump credit for being the first elected official who is not breaking his campaign promises…
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What's the difference between a Muslim, a Mexican, and a white Southern voter?
What's the difference between a Muslim, a Mexican, and a white Southern voter? A Muslim gets permission to come to America but then they take it bac…
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Pass the dam fish!
Pass the dam fish! A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A…
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Donkey In A Bar
Donkey In A Bar This man walks into a bar and sees a donkey. He askes the bartender why is there a donkey in here the bartender says if you can make…
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New president of a country is handed 3 envelopes by the previous leader.
New president of a country is handed 3 envelopes by the previous leader. President of a country is handed 3 numbered envelopes by the previous leade…
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Early in the morning, the father knocks at his son's door and yells, "Wake up, son! Time to go to school."
Early in the morning, the father knocks at his son's door and yells, "Wake up, son! Time to go to school." Sleepy, the son mumbles to his dad, "List…
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daughter prayer
daughter prayer A family was having guests to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and says, "Dear, would you like t…
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The Godfather and his Attorney
The Godfather and his Attorney The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather asks the acc…
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Joe enters a pun competition
Joe enters a pun competition Each contestent is allowed to enter 10 puns, so Joe thinks of his 10 best puns and writes them down, after judges decid…
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So Queen of Englad was bored and summoned an American, a frenchman and a russian...
So Queen of Englad was bored and summoned an American, a frenchman and a russian... They gather at the palace. The queen says: "Bring me your greate…
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I was at a party and I lost my watch
I was at a party and I lost my watch I started looking throughout the house, and when I turn a corner there's a guy standing on my timepiece, border…
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American, German and Bosnian guys compete...
American, German and Bosnian guys compete... American, German and Bosnian guys compete who will fart out a wine bottle cap the furthest. American go…
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A Funny Story
Every night after dinner, Harry took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always arrive home, well inebriated,…
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A Funny Story
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits andexhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. Alittle conce…
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Charles XII of Sweden, Darius of Persia and Napoleon are sitting at a bar.
Charles XII of Sweden, Darius of Persia and Napoleon are sitting at a bar. Charles XII of Sweden, Darius of Persia and Napoleon are sitting at a bar…
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Doctor, are you sure he was Dead?
Doctor, are you sure he was Dead? Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for…
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A man finally buys tickets to bring his family to the super bowl...
A man finally buys tickets to bring his family to the super bowl... He excitedly sits down in his seat and his family takes their seats to his right…
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The Ultimate Collection of Signs
The Ultimate Collection of Signs On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business." ************************** Sign over a Gynaeco…
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My das was telling me why he quit drinking.
My das was telling me why he quit drinking. He was talking to his grandfather and they were both huge hunters. A conversation arose about ticks, an…
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