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AS Louis XIV.
AS Louis XIV. was, one severe frosty day, traveling from Versailles to Paris, he met a young man, very lightly clothed, tripping along in as much app…
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CERBERUS, n.
CERBERUS, n. The watch-dog of Hades, whose duty it was to guard the entrance--against whom or what does not clearly appear; everybody, sooner or late…
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WAR, n.
WAR, n. A by-product of the arts of peace. The most menacing political condition is a period of international amity. The student of history who has n…
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IN'ARDS, n.
IN'ARDS, n. The stomach, heart, soul and other bowels. Many eminent investigators do not class the soul as an in'ard, but that acute observer and ren…
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THE only practical joke in which Richard Harris Barham (better
THE only practical joke in which Richard Harris Barham (better known by his _nom-de-plume_ of Thomas Ingoldsby) ever personally engaged, was enacted …
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Well, yes," said Old Uncle Lazzenberry, who was intimately acquainted
"Well, yes," said Old Uncle Lazzenberry, who was intimately acquainted with most of the happenstances of the village, "Almira Stang has broken off he…
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Tommy, fourteen years old, arrived home for the holidays, and
Tommy, fourteen years old, arrived home for the holidays, and at his father's request produced his account book, duly kept at school. Among the items…
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A PROFESSOR of legerdemain entertained an audience in a village
A PROFESSOR of legerdemain entertained an audience in a village, which was principally composed of colliers. After "astonishing the natives" with var…
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Soul and body, body and soul--how mysterious they are!
Soul and body, body and soul--how mysterious they are! There is animalism in the soul, and the body has its moments of spirituality. The senses can r…
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Oh now," says he again, "I could have sold you
"Oh now," says he again, "I could have sold you those goods for so much a yard," mentioning a price a great deal lower than she had paid. "You know,"…
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BETWEEN POETS and prigs, though seemingly "wide as the poles
BETWEEN POETS and prigs, though seemingly "wide as the poles asunder" in character, a strong analogy exists--and that list of "petty larceny rogues" …
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UBIQUITY, n.
UBIQUITY, n. The gift or power of being in all places at one time, but not in all places at all times, which is omnipresence, an attribute of God and…
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Sir: Will you please for the future give my boy
"Sir: Will you please for the future give my boy some eesier somes to do at nites. This is what he brought home to me three nites ago. If fore gallin…
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THE reigning _bore_ at one time in Edinburgh was Professor
THE reigning _bore_ at one time in Edinburgh was Professor L----; his favorite subject the _North Pole_. One day the arch tormentor met Jeffrey in a …
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Wal, I gave it up--for some reason or nuther.
"Wal, I gave it up--for some reason or nuther. You see, I traveled into a deestrict and inquired for the trustees. Somebody said Mr. Snickles was the…
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WHEN Patrick Henry, who gave the first impulse to the
WHEN Patrick Henry, who gave the first impulse to the ball of the American Revolution, introduced his celebrated resolution on the Stamp Act into the…
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INCUBUS, n.
INCUBUS, n. One of a race of highly improper demons who, though probably not wholly extinct, may be said to have seen their best nights. For a comple…
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A POOR but clever student in the University of Glasgow
A POOR but clever student in the University of Glasgow was met by one of the Professors, who noticing the scantiness of his academical toga, said, "M…
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A GROOM is a chap, that a gentleman keeps to
A GROOM is a chap, that a gentleman keeps to clean his 'osses, and be blown up, when things go wrong. They are generally wery conceited consequential…
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BUCHANAN the historian was, from his learning, thought in his
BUCHANAN the historian was, from his learning, thought in his days of superstition to be a wizard. An old woman, who kept an ale-house in St. Andrews…
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A consultation was now held on this pitiful case, which
A consultation was now held on this pitiful case, which I maliciously endeavored to prolong as much as I could, and which was, in fact, every now and…
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A GENTLEMAN of Maudlin, whose name was _Nott_, returning late
A GENTLEMAN of Maudlin, whose name was _Nott_, returning late from his friend's rooms, attracted the attention of the proctor, who demanded his name …
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A SAILOR examined on an assault committed on board of
A SAILOR examined on an assault committed on board of ship, was asked by the counsel, whether the plaintiff or defendant struck first. "I know nothin…
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SIR ALLEN MCNAB was once traveling by steamer, and as
SIR ALLEN MCNAB was once traveling by steamer, and as luck would have it, was obliged to occupy a state-room with a full blooded Yankee. In the morni…
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