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General Jokes · 2026-11-01

American, German and Bosnian guys compete...

American, German and Bosnian guys compete...

American, German and Bosnian guys compete who will fart out a wine bottle cap the furthest. American goes first, eats 1 bowl of beans and farts out the cap 5 feet. German goes next, eats a cauldron full of beans and farts the cap 17 meters. Bosnian goes last, eats 1 bean and farts. They couldn't find the cap and they give up.

The next day on the news:

"An UFO size of a wine bottle cap hits and kills a Japanese civilian!"

Source: Reddit.

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