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One-Liners · 2026-11-01

I was at a party and I lost my watch

I was at a party and I lost my watch

I started looking throughout the house, and when I turn a corner there's a guy standing on my timepiece, borderline groping and harassing a girl. So I go up and punch the guy, that's not gonna happen. Not on my watch.

Source: Reddit.

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