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Valentine's day fights
Valentine's day fights My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then t…
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A Mexican finds a Genie Lamp along the beach...
A Mexican finds a Genie Lamp along the beach... He rubs it, and the genie bellows out. "Behold, mortal, and I will grant you one wish!" And so, th…
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Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already cau…
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Putting it in.
Putting it in. A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said,…
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TV for sale
TV for sale A man walks by a garage sale and he sees a flat screen TV, he asks the seller "how much's the TV? Seller: 1 Dollar. Man: What? One dol…
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Police: Where do u live?
Police: Where do u live? Police: Where do u live? Me: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Me: With Me. Police: Where do you all liv…
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Scientists removed the right half brain of a man
Scientists removed the right half brain of a man and asked him to count to ten. The man counted, "two, four, six, eight, ten." Then they put the ri…
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One snow day a mother is making brownies for her kids
One snow day a mother is making brownies for her kids She accidentally knocks her youngest son's jar of bb's into the brownie mix. She says "oh it'l…
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A Funny Story
There was a blonde sitting on a plane in first class seats with an economy class ticket. The flight attendant asked to check her ticket.'Excuse me' s…
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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it …
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London Tourists.
London Tourists. A group was touring London, marveling at the historic buildings, art collections, and such. During the tour of the Tower of London…
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A man is shopping for cattle in 1886...
A man is shopping for cattle in 1886... He finally settles on a perfect Black Angus bull. He says to the owner "Here's the money. I need to send a m…
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him a…
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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it...
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it... A gorgeous young redhead goes into the…
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Nuns
Nuns Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out. They took their habits off, tied them together to ma…
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A bag of salt was crossing the road.
A bag of salt was crossing the road. Suddenly he tripped and fell, spilling his contents all over the road. Sensing no movement at all for quite s…
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3 women talk
3 women talk "The other day I touched my husband's balls and realized that they are cold. Never noticed before!" - says the first. Next day the se…
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Two Russians, Vlad and Ivan, decided to have a race.
Two Russians, Vlad and Ivan, decided to have a race. Both long distance runners, they decided the end would be a large rock a few miles past the Rus…
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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethn…
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A Christian man and his children are talking..
A Christian man and his children are talking.. Girl: Dad, I have some bad news. Dad: What? Girl: I'm a lesbian. Dad: Okay. Sister: Dad, I have s…
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A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman,
A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, "Barfender, I'd like a m…
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I asked an old man, "Even after 95 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?"
I asked an old man, "Even after 95 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?" I asked an old man, "Even after 9…
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Aliens come to earth, and they're friendly! [NSFW]
Aliens come to earth, and they're friendly! [NSFW] Aliens finally arrive on earth, and they're just as social as we are. They meet with the human d…
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Kid's Books That Should Never Be Written:'You Were an Accident''Strangers Have the Best Candy''The Little Sissy Who Snitched''Some Kittens Can Fly!''…
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