There's a drunk man, wandering the street...

There's a drunk man, wandering the street...

And he comes across a priest. He says to him, "I'm Jesus Christ."

The priest replies, "No, you're not."

The drunk is confident in his Christ-ness, and says that he can prove it. So the drunk leads the priest to a bar, professing his divinity the whole way.

They arrive and enter. The bartender sees the drunk and says,

"Jesus Christ, you're here again!"