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Find a joke ↓A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island... The island is 10 miles from shore and without any other possible way to leave, the …
Read the joke ↗A young liberal arts student walks into a bar... A young liberal arts student walks into a bar. He sat down and ordered 2 beers. An Asian guy sitt…
Read the joke ↗A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass o…
Read the joke ↗Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants.Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "H…
Read the joke ↗An older woman goes to the doctor A 70 year old woman goes to the doctor and says: 'I'm having a very embarrassing problem doctor, I'm farting all d…
Read the joke ↗A group of Boy Scouts and their leader were walking through a forest one day. They found their campsite and began to pitch their tents. There were t…
Read the joke ↗Everyone has secrets Billy, learned at school that everybody has secrets. So, he decided to take advantage of it. His mom, obviously scared to dea…
Read the joke ↗Three Nuns Die In a car crash and go to heaven, Sister Margeret, Sister Patricia, and Sister Mary. They meet Peter at the gates of heaven. Peter :…
Read the joke ↗In Soviet Russia, an American spy tries to blend in... George Keats had trained 20 years for this moment. He had mastered the Russian language in it…
Read the joke ↗A woman is cleaning her daughters room when she stumbles upon her diary. She sees an entry that reads: "I lost my virginitty today" The woman starts…
Read the joke ↗Two kids were wondering if God is black or white.. So they prayed and asked him. A booming voice from the heavens answered "I am what I am." One kid…
Read the joke ↗My girlfriend slept over last night and asked to use my shower this morning... "You can use any soap or shampoo that's in the shower. I set a clean …
Read the joke ↗Women Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know why it only takes ONE? Because no …
Read the joke ↗The trump family is flying from New York to DC Donald looks down on the cities below and says "I think I'll throw a 1000$ bill out of the window and…
Read the joke ↗A guy goes to the hospital with an infection in his leg It has gotten so bad that they decide the only course of action is to amputate the leg. So …
Read the joke ↗Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabe Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an Angel to find out if…
Read the joke ↗A man walks into a McDonalds. He sees an elderly couple with one Happy Meal. They take out all of the food, lay it out on the table, and start spli…
Read the joke ↗A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reali…
Read the joke ↗The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recuiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. So, he…
Read the joke ↗A pregnant woman goes into a coma A pregnant woman goes into a coma moments after she gives birth to twins, one boy and one girl. When she finally w…
Read the joke ↗One night a man walks into a bar looking sad..... One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man s…
Read the joke ↗Police officer pulls an elderly couple over. A police officer pulls an elderly couple over. The old man is driving. Officer: I pulled you over for …
Read the joke ↗Rope walks into a bar A length of Rope went into a bar, sat on a stool, and ordered a beer. The Bartender said, "We don't serve Ropes here." Dismaye…
Read the joke ↗A Hispanic carpenter is feeling depressed After living a life of always reading other people's directions and instructions to do his job, he decides…
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