Police officer pulls an elderly couple over.

Police officer pulls an elderly couple over.

A police officer pulls an elderly couple over. The old man is driving.

Officer: I pulled you over for speeding.

Old man: I wasn't speeding, you must have the wrong guy.

Old lady: You were going 80 miles per hour, don't lie to the good officer.

Old man: Shut your goddamn mouth you old bitch!

Officer: I also noticed that you aren't wearing a seat belt.

Old man: I was wearing a seat belt but took it off when you pulled me over.

Old lady: You haven't worn a seat belt in the 60 years I've known you. Stop lying to the good officer.

Old man: Bitch, I told you to keep your damned mouth shut!

Officer: Ma'am, does he always talk to you this way?

Old lady: Only when he's drunk.