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Find a joke ↓Does this joke hook you in? Scientists found it funny. “Paint…my….house.” A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve g…
Read the joke ↗A General was about to lose in a battle Suddenly a deity came to help and turned the tide to his favor. The general was quite grateful, kneeled down…
Read the joke ↗two lovers were in the heat of passion when all of a sudden the sound of hard breaking and tire screeching was heard from outside They jump out of b…
Read the joke ↗Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before …
Read the joke ↗A Jewish military man from Israel told me this joke. Deep in the desert. Mehmet, an Arab fighter (or militant, if you will) chases an Israeli soldie…
Read the joke ↗Two turbaned Punjabies Kuldip and Jagdip went to Paris and made friends with a young Frenchman named Jean Paul. For several weeks these two stooges …
Read the joke ↗A boy sees the president on his way home Realizing that this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, he runs over to him. He introduces himself, and af…
Read the joke ↗I was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Cancer The cancer sucks, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's! Wait No I do I can feel the edges …
Read the joke ↗Indian Jews! Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Indian restaurant in New York .. Sid asked Al, 'Are there any Jewish people of our faith …
Read the joke ↗Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week. Johnny said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in th…
Read the joke ↗A guy was duck hunting in Alabama when the park ranger walks up,"Afternoon sir", the ranger says, "You got an Alabama duck hunting license"?"Yes I do…
Read the joke ↗Rene Descartes, Adolf Hitler and Kim Il-Sung walk into a bar They sit down, and call the barman over. The barman asks them if they would like anyth…
Read the joke ↗Blonde car A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 200,000 miles on it. One day, she to…
Read the joke ↗An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman.. A Scotsman, an Irishman, and an Englishman are each sentenced to a year in solitary confinement; before …
Read the joke ↗Bottom of the Ninth The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth. In the piece, there's a long passage of about 20 minutes during which th…
Read the joke ↗A lawyer in the USSR comes out of the chambers laughing his head off. A colleague approaches him and asks why he is laughing. "I just heard the fun…
Read the joke ↗Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to tal…
Read the joke ↗When I went away to college my grandmother gave me a brand new bible. Well I didn't really want a bible. I needed money but I said thank you all the…
Read the joke ↗A priest is giving a nun a ride home after mass one day... As they come to a stoplight the priest rests his hand on the nuns knee. The nun says "Fat…
Read the joke ↗A heart of gold. A local charity had never received a donation from the town’s banker, so the director made a phone call. “Our records show you make…
Read the joke ↗Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an ear…
Read the joke ↗Trump doesn't compare to universeal healthcare Bernie gets a call from Trump asking for advice. "...Ands that's why I placed the ban, in order to h…
Read the joke ↗The Devil's Occupation. Two men were watching the news, when a picture of the Devil flashed on to the screen. The first man turned to the second, an…
Read the joke ↗A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the m…
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