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Relationship Jokes · 2026-11-01

My girlfriend slept over last night and asked to use my shower this morning...

My girlfriend slept over last night and asked to use my shower this morning...

"You can use any soap or shampoo that's in the shower. I set a clean towel on the counter for you and pushed the stool under the sink so you won't trip over it."

She replied, "I'd prefer it if you flushed any stool down the toilet, but as long as I don't trip on it I guess we're okay."

Source: Reddit.

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