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A boy walks into a barber shop
A boy walks into a barber shop ...and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” Th…
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A man walks into a bar and finds an octopus sitting on a stool...
A man walks into a bar and finds an octopus sitting on a stool... The bartender tells the man "This octopus is really special. You can give it any i…
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A baptist at the gates of heaven asks to see hell.
A baptist at the gates of heaven asks to see hell. So a Baptist dies and goes to heaven. The Baptist goes to St. John, who is guarding the gates of…
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A Matchmaker walks into a bar...
A Matchmaker walks into a bar... They see 5 people in there, 2 pair of couples and a stag. One of the couple is a Gothic couple and a Nerdy Couple.…
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Aerobic Instructors
Aerobic Instructors Q: How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Five. Four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to s…
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A Jewish military man from Israel told me this joke.
A Jewish military man from Israel told me this joke. Deep in the desert. Mehmet, an Arabic fighter (Or militant, if you will) with an AK47 handgun i…
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What do you call an anti-joke that makes it to the front page of r/jokes
What do you call an anti-joke that makes it to the front page of r/jokes Honestly, I have no idea. It's still an antijoke, but the subversion of exp…
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The 3 men
The 3 men A king of a foreign land summons 3 men. He tells them "bring me your favorite flower" the first man brings a sunflower, and the king tell …
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Two hunters
Two hunters Two hunters are walking through the woods and having a great time. When all of the sudden one falls to the ground, eyes roll back in the…
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Little Johny To Teacher
Little Johny To Teacher Little johny was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, " Johny, if there…
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A Funny Story
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied bytwo female teachers went on a field trip to the localracetrack to learn about thoroughbred h…
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A Funny Story
Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took…
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A man was balding very quickly
A man was balding very quickly But he did not want to get a hair transplant nor did he want to take some odd medicine for it. So he decided to tatto…
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A boy is listening to music on a stereo when his father walks over.
A boy is listening to music on a stereo when his father walks over. The father listens for a few seconds and then turns to his son, "Say, something …
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A old man asked Stevie Wonder to play a jazz cord at his concert
A old man asked Stevie Wonder to play a jazz cord at his concert When Stevie played a simple jazz cord, the old man said. No, stevie A JAZZ CHORD. S…
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A Funny Story
A man boards an airplane, and takes his seat.As he settles in, he glances up and sees the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.He soon realizes sh…
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Donald and Hillary go into a bakery ..
Donald and Hillary go into a bakery .. Donald and Hillary go Into a Bakery on the Campaign Trail As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals…
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A Funny Story
Two Buddies were drinking in a bar one night and had became extreamly drunk. One guy was so drunk that he had got sick all over his shirt. He looks a…
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Rabbi and the bicycle
Rabbi and the bicycle A visibly upset man goes to see his rabbi one day and says: "Rabbi, you won't believe what happened to me! Last week, someone…
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Story of a happy dog
Story of a happy dog Trouser was normally a happy-go-lucky dog. He would chase tennis balls, play with other doggies, and eat his dinner without a f…
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A rabbi and a priest
A rabbi and a priest A rabbi Asked a priest: >Could you ever be promoted in your church? The priest answered, >Well, I could become a bishop The…
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Three legged chicken.....
Three legged chicken..... It was Spring Break and several friends arranged to spend the week in a cabin in a remote, forested region about 3 hours f…
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Clever Boy
Clever Boy A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it y…
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