Everyone has secrets

Everyone has secrets

Billy, learned at school that everybody has secrets. So, he decided to take advantage of it.

His mom, obviously scared to death: "Here, take 100 euros and say NOTHING to your father about it, okay?"

"Okay mommy!" says Billy and leaves the room with a big smile on his face.

When his dad came from work, he did the same to him as well: "Daddy, daddy! I found out everything!"

Numb, his father puts his hand on his pocket: "Here, take 350 euros and say NOTHING to your mother, okay?"

"Okay!" says Billy with a bigger smile on his face.

The next morning, on his way to school, he sees the Postman. He thought he could try it to him too:

"Mr. Focker, I know everything!"

The Postman, the minute he heard it, fell on his knees and wide opened his arms: "Then come to Daddy!"