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Simple mathematics A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old. One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband t…
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A Polak, an American, and a Russian all die and go to hell
A Polak, an American, and a Russian all die and go to hell At the gates of hell, the devil tells them that they all weren't really bad people in lif…
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A couple of hunters from Wyoming are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
A couple of hunters from Wyoming are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled bac…
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Q: How many [IBM] Technical Writers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 100. Ten to do it, and 90 to write document number GC7500439-0001, Multit…
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A thief in a bank.
A thief in a bank. With a mass of debts and a starving family, the thief made his way through the bank. The thief never doubted his abilities. Ever …
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A father has three sons. One is an accountant, one is an engineer and the other is a lawyer...
A father has three sons. One is an accountant, one is an engineer and the other is a lawyer... The father asks each of his three sons the same quest…
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The Queen visits a major hospital to open a new ward.
The Queen visits a major hospital to open a new ward. She is shown around first by a nurse so she can inspect the facilities. On her way, she hears…
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A mother takes her three son’s to enroll in school. The teacher asks.
A mother takes her three son’s to enroll in school. The teacher asks. A mother takes her three son’s to enroll in school. The teacher asks. Teacher…
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An Irish cop and an English lawyer
An Irish cop and an English lawyer London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop be…
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A Funny Story
A man comes to dinner at a new friend's house. While they eat, the new friend's small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, "Why a…
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A Funny Story
One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? H…
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"Are you my daddy?"
"Are you my daddy?" A woman is all ready to give birth to her first baby. The doctor, obstetrician, and nurses are all waiting for the birth. Th…
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Faraday's Orchestra
Faraday's Orchestra So Faraday's in charge of this orchestra that's arranged in a circle. There's a leader, a conductor really, for each section of …
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A government man is walking his way to work...
A government man is walking his way to work... As he carries his heavy suitcase, a Russian woman comes up to him with a whiskey bottle in her hand a…
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A Funny Story
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, y…
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Blockbuster
Blockbuster The movie producer was planning his next blockbuster - an action docudrama about famous composers. So he set up a meeting with Jean-Cla…
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette...
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette... ...are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps…
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A farmer was letting his 26 cows graze on a field near his farm with his dog
A farmer was letting his 26 cows graze on a field near his farm with his dog when suddenly he sees a rain cloud approach. He doesn't want his animal…
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Let your father replace you to play
Let your father replace you to play A mother was talking to her football player son -My son, my friend will bring her daughter to visit our family t…
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A man goes to the doctor
A man goes to the doctor The doctor says, "What's wrong with you?" The man replies, "Doctor, there's a lot of things wrong, please look me over." …
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A man goes to a priest . . . [OC - I just made this up!]
A man goes to a priest . . . [OC - I just made this up!] . . . And confesses his sins. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned," he says. "I see a d…
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A Funny Story
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: A tree in a golden forest. A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it.…
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I won $100 on a radio competition this morning.
I won $100 on a radio competition this morning. The DJ called me and said, “We are going live in a few seconds, I’m going to ask you what you’re goi…
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Two vampire bats were hanging arround
Two vampire bats were hanging arround Suddenlly the first one states: "I'm hungry, I'm going to grab a bite to eat" and he flies off. Half an hour …
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