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What is the motto of the French navy?
What is the motto of the French navy? To the water, it is time! Or in french... [a l'eau, c'est l'heure] (https://translate.google.co.uk/#fr/en/a%…
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Having Alzheimer also carries some advantages...
Having Alzheimer also carries some advantages... First of all, you get to know someone new every time you look in the mirror. Secondly, you can alwa…
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I'd like to be six again
I'd like to be six again A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not …
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Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada
Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes he retires …
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Two cows are standing in a field in Canada in the year 2003.
Two cows are standing in a field in Canada in the year 2003. One cow turns to the other and says, "we gotta watch out. I hear mad cow disease has be…
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Vladislav
Vladislav There was once a man named Vladislav. He worked an average job, received minimum wage, and was frustrated with his life. One day he recei…
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Had a job interview today
Had a job interview today I was in a job interview today. The interviewing manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this t…
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<NSFW> Ethiopian Jokes
<NSFW> Ethiopian Jokes What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit? *a showoff* What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? *Ethiopian* What…
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Drunk in taxi
Drunk in taxi A drunk gets into the back of a cab and the driver starts heading down the street. The drunk asks the cabbie, "hey Mac- do you have ro…
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A Catholic Priest finds a job.
A Catholic Priest finds a job. Dave the Catholic Priest needed a part time job. His salary was still quite low and he needed to save up while on vac…
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Elephants Never Forget
Elephants Never Forget Frank owned a full grown African Elephant and due to the rising costs of living, he found it was getting expensive to feed hi…
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A teacher asked her students...
A teacher asked her students... A teacher asked her 4th grade students a question every Thursday afternoon at the end of the day saying if they got …
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An Elephant Never Forgets
An Elephant Never Forgets In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush,…
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A Funny Story
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest…
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Donald Trump goes to the doctor...
Donald Trump goes to the doctor... He says, "Listen doc, i get erections. I get the best erections, they're yuuuuuge, call Sean Hannity, he'll tell …
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A girl is fucking her boyfriend.
A girl is fucking her boyfriend. At her parents house. Her father after being woken by the noises goes upstairs to check it out, and walks in on the…
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A Jewish man walks into a bar...
A Jewish man walks into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink. After a while he gets bored and tells the bartender "Bartender... Tell me a funny…
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A guy walks into a tattoo parlor
A guy walks into a tattoo parlor He gets a nice tattoo of his daughters name. The guy comes back the next week and gets just a dash on his arm. He k…
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A monkey is getting stoned in a tree..
A monkey is getting stoned in a tree.. A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey "He…
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An old lady was talking to her husband on Valentine's day evening....
An old lady was talking to her husband on Valentine's day evening.... "Dear, honestly answer this. What did you think when you saw me the first time…
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Caribbean Prawns
Caribbean Prawns Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other call…
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3 drunk guys enter a taxi
3 drunk guys enter a taxi 3 drunk guys enter a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk, so he starts the engine and turns it off again. Th…
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The alien vessel landed quietly on St Peter's square in Rome...
The alien vessel landed quietly on St Peter's square in Rome... A hatch opened and two little grey men with dazzling smiles appeared. They were prom…
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A guy took a blonde to a her first football game...
A guy took a blonde to a her first football game... She had never watched football before, and so the guy was prepared to explain everything to her,…
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