Two vampire bats were hanging arround

Two vampire bats were hanging arround

Suddenlly the first one states: "I'm hungry, I'm going to grab a bite to eat" and he flies off.

Half an hour later he returns with a huge smile on his face and blood on his chin.

The other bat asks: "Did you get your fill?"

"Oh boy did i ever. Do you see that red roofed barn way over there?"

"Ahha"

"Well beyond that barn there is a huge herde of cows... an all you can eat bufette"

So the second bat gets excited and flies off.

45 minutes latter he returnes with a gloom expression and a face full of blood. "Do you see that big church tower over there?" He asks his friend.

"Yeah, I see it"

"Well I sure as hell didn't"