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A man parks in a handicapped spot
A man parks in a handicapped spot One day a man parks in a handicapped spot. An elderly woman woman drives up from behind, beeps the man and says "y…
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The french note
The french note A guy was going on a vacation to France. He was aware of that most french people don't speak english so he ordered a french lesson f…
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The Old Man
The Old Man A very old, decrepit old man walked into the catholic church and sat down in a confessional. A priest greeted the old man who proceeded…
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Adultery Code
Adultery Code There was this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he …
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What colour bricks?
What colour bricks? Not sure if this has been posted before but oh well. My Granddad told me this when I was smaller (Yes, he is still alive) . Sor…
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I recently met a Chinese man and his name was Kannaswami.
I recently met a Chinese man and his name was Kannaswami. I asked him: "How did you ever get a name like that being a Chinese?" He said: "Many, man…
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A boy asks a girl to prom..,
A boy asks a girl to prom.., ..and she says yes. Overexcited, he is told he must show up with a limo and a tuxedo. So he goes to the limo rental and…
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The Bacon Tree
The Bacon Tree Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to jus…
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Just a list of movies from recent years
Just a list of movies from recent years Everybody wants some: Our Little Sister Victoria, The Neon Demon American Honey; Dr Strange, Son of Saul; Th…
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The pension office demanded my 86 year old grandfather prove his age.
The pension office demanded my 86 year old grandfather prove his age. He had no copy of his birth certificate and his driver's license had long sinc…
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An Archaeologist Found an Ancient Vase at a Dig Site...
An Archaeologist Found an Ancient Vase at a Dig Site... and as he began to inspect the runes carved in it, he started dusting it off, and a genie ca…
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[NSFW] supplementary testicles
[NSFW] supplementary testicles Q: what do you call a man with 2 balls? A: you call him normal Q: what do you call a man with 3 balls? A: you call hi…
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Ooly Booly
Ooly Booly A young man is flying over the oceans with a small plane, until suddenly his engine fails. There is no way for him to stear back to the m…
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Two couples are playing cards at the table, and someone accidentally knocks them to the floor..
Two couples are playing cards at the table, and someone accidentally knocks them to the floor.. Two couples are playing cards at the table, and some…
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The Tramps Holiday
The Tramps Holiday There was this tramp. One cold winter's morning he was walking along a country road, when he heard a cry for help from a nearby l…
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Science professor
Science professor It is the new school year, and the science class sits down. The professor walks in with a dead body on a stretcher. The whole clas…
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Two rednecks decide to go to college...
Two rednecks decide to go to college... Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get a…
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My wife started with this weight loss program...
My wife started with this weight loss program... A few months into the program she says to me "It's been a couple of months and I still look fat. Ca…
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A nun is walking down the street...
A nun is walking down the street... A nun is walking down the street. As she passes a dark alley a man grabs her, pulls her into the alley, rips off…
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An old woman lies dead on the side of the road...
An old woman lies dead on the side of the road... and she has semen in her eyes. The policeman looked at her and said 'Looks like she saw her killer…
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Some friends and I were going to a Halloween party...
Some friends and I were going to a Halloween party... My friends Warren, Nicholas, and I were going to a Halloween party. We needed to pick out cost…
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The Lawyer and the Engineer
The Lawyer and the Engineer A lawyer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to him and…
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When Trump visited the White House before his presidency...
When Trump visited the White House before his presidency... He asked then president Obama how he managed to run two successful terms. "Simple", Oba…
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Piglet: [screaming] Help! Tigger: Oh, relax, Piglet, old pal. There's no difference between plunging 10,000 feet to the jagged rocks below and tumbling out of bed. Piglet: Oh? Real
Piglet: [screaming] Help! Tigger: Oh, relax, Piglet, old pal. There's no difference between plunging 10,000 feet to the jagged rocks below and tumbli…
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