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Travel & Transport · 2026-11-01

A government man is walking his way to work...

A government man is walking his way to work...

As he carries his heavy suitcase, a Russian woman comes up to him with a whiskey bottle in her hand and says, "I'll jerk your dick while you chug this, deal?"

The man, not even thinking about the situation, agrees instantly and they rush off to the restroom, find a stall, and start doing it. While being jerked, he caps of the whisky bottle and starts chugging. A moment after, he starts feeling funny and dozes off to sleep. He wakes up, unknown of the time that has passed, and looks down only to realize his pants and underwear is gone, including his suitcase.

Horrified, he runs out of the restroom, his thong going everywhere and 'bout, and yells,

"Help! Help! I've been jacked!"

Source: Reddit.

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