Religion & Clergy · 2026-11-01
A man goes to a priest . . . [OC - I just made this up!]
A man goes to a priest . . . [OC - I just made this up!]
. . . And confesses his sins.
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned," he says. "I see a different woman every night."
The priest frowns. "You have sinned greatly, young man, for every time you engage in intercourse with a different woman, a part of your soul is left in her. However, I forgive you."
The man thanks the priest and continues on his way, vowing to never do it again - but later that night, he stumbles upon a gorgeous woman at a bar, who introduces herself as Mrs. Crux. Back at his house, he is engaging in intercourse with her. She asks him to speak dirty to her. He thinks for a moment, then cries,
"You're my whore, Crux!"
. . . And confesses his sins.
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned," he says. "I see a different woman every night."
The priest frowns. "You have sinned greatly, young man, for every time you engage in intercourse with a different woman, a part of your soul is left in her. However, I forgive you."
The man thanks the priest and continues on his way, vowing to never do it again - but later that night, he stumbles upon a gorgeous woman at a bar, who introduces herself as Mrs. Crux. Back at his house, he is engaging in intercourse with her. She asks him to speak dirty to her. He thinks for a moment, then cries,
"You're my whore, Crux!"
Source: Reddit.