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There's a drunk man, wandering the street...
There's a drunk man, wandering the street... And he comes across a priest. He says to him, "I'm Jesus Christ." The priest replies, "No, you're not…
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A Frenchman, an Italian and a Jewish man die and go to heaven....
A Frenchman, an Italian and a Jewish man die and go to heaven.... An angel ushers the Frenchman into a room filled with every French delicacy imagin…
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A father is on his deathbed.
A father is on his deathbed. His 4 children are there, 3 tall with red hair, 1 short with black hair, as well as his wife. "Before I die, tell me,is…
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We read it wrong!
We read it wrong! Father Joseph had spent the last few months holed up in the Vatican library, trying to unlock the secrets of Christianity by readi…
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So a church had a kitchen fire...
So a church had a kitchen fire... the fire alarm had gone off and everyone was evacuating the building. Everyone evacuated safely and calmly but th…
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At church one sunday...
At church one sunday... I was praying to God about some new trainers i want, when all of a sudden, a tall white haired man appears saying in a deep …
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A Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead all meet at the Stairway to Heaven...
A Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead all meet at the Stairway to Heaven... An angel at the top says, "I'm going to tell a joke to you all. If you do not …
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Two vampire bats were hanging arround
Two vampire bats were hanging arround Suddenlly the first one states: "I'm hungry, I'm going to grab a bite to eat" and he flies off. Half an hour …
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Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all…
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A Funny Story
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest…
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A man goes to a priest . . . [OC - I just made this up!]
A man goes to a priest . . . [OC - I just made this up!] . . . And confesses his sins. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned," he says. "I see a d…
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A Polak, an American, and a Russian all die and go to hell
A Polak, an American, and a Russian all die and go to hell At the gates of hell, the devil tells them that they all weren't really bad people in lif…
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The alien vessel landed quietly on St Peter's square in Rome...
The alien vessel landed quietly on St Peter's square in Rome... A hatch opened and two little grey men with dazzling smiles appeared. They were prom…
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God said to Adam "I'm going to make you a woman"
God said to Adam "I'm going to make you a woman" God: "She's going to clean for you, cook anything you want whenever you want it, always look beauti…
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Once there was a little boy in church.
Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I have to piss." The mother said, "Son don't say …
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A rabbi and a priest
A rabbi and a priest A rabbi Asked a priest: >Could you ever be promoted in your church? The priest answered, >Well, I could become a bishop The…
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Rabbi and the bicycle
Rabbi and the bicycle A visibly upset man goes to see his rabbi one day and says: "Rabbi, you won't believe what happened to me! Last week, someone…
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A Funny Story
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island. The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew …
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Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabe
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabe Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an Angel to find out if…
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A sect of Nuns Is helping
A sect of Nuns Is helping Did you hear about the sect of nuns that is helping fight the club drug epidemic? They decided that the best way to minist…
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A Funny Story
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not …
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A man dies and goes to heaven
A man dies and goes to heaven He sees a bunch of clocks on the wall and wonders why they're there. So he goes to ask Jesus and Jesus says "Those are…
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A young girl comes home one day and approaches her father, who is sitting in the living room.
A young girl comes home one day and approaches her father, who is sitting in the living room. "Daddy," she says, "a strange man did something bad to…
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Three Nuns Die
Three Nuns Die In a car crash and go to heaven, Sister Margeret, Sister Patricia, and Sister Mary. They meet Peter at the gates of heaven. Peter :…
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