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The Old Man
The Old Man A very old, decrepit old man walked into the catholic church and sat down in a confessional. A priest greeted the old man who proceeded…
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Putting it in.
Putting it in. A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said,…
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Ladies' Bumper Stickers
Ladies' Bumper Stickers So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me. God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends. My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Gu…
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Thematic funeral
Thematic funeral A famous heart specialist died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. W…
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So these three blondes die trying to jump the Grand Canyon...
So these three blondes die trying to jump the Grand Canyon... Fortunately for them, they were all Christians, so they went straight up to Heaven and…
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Jesus needs love too
Jesus needs love too The night before he was arrested and crucified, his followers started to worry. Christ was still a virgin; wouldn’t it…
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Girl in West Virginia asks her Daddy if she can borrow the truck...
Girl in West Virginia asks her Daddy if she can borrow the truck... Well baby, you know what you have to do to borrow the truck. When she finishes, …
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A flood warning is given, but the local priest decides to stay...
A flood warning is given, but the local priest decides to stay... The water level starts rising, but he has faith that God will save him. As the wat…
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Twin sisters just turned 100 years old
Twin sisters just turned 100 years old Twin sisters just turned one hundred years old in St. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the Cambridge rag…
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A man is served whiskey on a flight
A man is served whiskey on a flight A man is served whiskey on a flight. The flight attendant asks the priest seated next to him, whether he would …
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A man walks down the street wearing a pineapple on his head
A man walks down the street wearing a pineapple on his head Another man noticing him and asks: "Umm, sir? Do you realize you have a pineapple on you…
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Scientists removed the right half brain of a man
Scientists removed the right half brain of a man and asked him to count to ten. The man counted, "two, four, six, eight, ten." Then they put the ri…
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So Queen of Englad was bored and summoned an American, a frenchman and a russian...
So Queen of Englad was bored and summoned an American, a frenchman and a russian... They gather at the palace. The queen says: "Bring me your greate…
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A Christian man and his children are talking..
A Christian man and his children are talking.. Girl: Dad, I have some bad news. Dad: What? Girl: I'm a lesbian. Dad: Okay. Sister: Dad, I have s…
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A man is driving down the road and breaks down
A man is driving down the road and breaks down A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on …
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A priest and a man were golfing
A priest and a man were golfing A man named Joe was golfing with his friend who was a priest. On the first hole, Joe misses a relatively easy putt a…
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A Funny Story
A father came in the bedroom to find his 13-year-old daughter smoking a cigarette. "My God! How long have you been smoking?" screams the father. "Si…
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A Funny Story
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God b…
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QUEEN Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day.
QUEEN Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day. QUEEN Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out …
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A Funny Story
Kid's Books That Should Never Be Written:'You Were an Accident''Strangers Have the Best Candy''The Little Sissy Who Snitched''Some Kittens Can Fly!''…
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Blue films are the most Positive Movies....
Blue films are the most Positive Movies.... No violence , No conspiracy, No Cheating... !! Lots of Love & always a very Happy Ending for all Charac…
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God, I wish that I’d used a condom now.
God, I wish that I’d used a condom now. My wife walked in to the room when I was in the middle of a furious argument with our son. When he ran out o…
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Two friends are hanging out one day,
Two friends are hanging out one day, Jim, and Bob. And Jim has a black eye. Bob asks, "Hey what happened to your eye?" Jim sighs and explains, "Wel…
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Pass the dam fish!
Pass the dam fish! A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A…
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