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The Lawyer and the Engineer
The Lawyer and the Engineer A lawyer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to him and…
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A Funny Story
The Policeman had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving, but since the guy had a clean record, he made him park the car and took him home in th…
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A lawyer by the name of Strange died.
A lawyer by the name of Strange died. His friends asked the tombstone inscriber to write "Here lies Strange, an honest man and a lawyer" on the head…
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Lawyer Joke....
Lawyer Joke.... A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and rem…
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Did you hear about Leatherface's jewish cousin?
Did you hear about Leatherface's jewish cousin? He was also a serial killer. He liked to dig up the corpses of women and use their skin to furnish h…
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Three guys were found trespassing in the city lake
Three guys were found trespassing in the city lake They were put on trial and the judge called them in one by one Judge: What were you doing in the…
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I hate to be a bad loser
I hate to be a bad loser A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the Huron River Breast Stroke Championships. The redhead won and the …
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Police: Where do u live?
Police: Where do u live? Police: Where do u live? Me: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Me: With Me. Police: Where do you all liv…
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Doctor, are you sure he was Dead?
Doctor, are you sure he was Dead? Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for…
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The Godfather and his Attorney
The Godfather and his Attorney The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather asks the acc…
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Two tribal men drag two criminals into the Chief's hut...
Two tribal men drag two criminals into the Chief's hut... The Chief asked the first criminal, "You shall choose your punishment for your crimes! Cho…
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Kermit Jagger
Kermit Jagger A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks.''What's your name?'' The loan officer says,…
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A couple are walking in St. Petersburg square on Christmas Eve.
A couple are walking in St. Petersburg square on Christmas Eve. They start to feel some light precipitation "I think it's raining" says the man …
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An Engineer Goes to Hell
An Engineer Goes to Hell An Engineer dies and goes to hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long…
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During WW2 a British pilot is captured by the Germans and sent to a POW camp.
During WW2 a British pilot is captured by the Germans and sent to a POW camp. While there he developes an infection in his leg and the camp doctor t…
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A teen is arrested for shoplifting
A teen is arrested for shoplifting The police call his father who immediately arrives at the police station where he is detained. As soon as he arri…
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Joe bought a gun . . .
Joe bought a gun . . . Joe bought a gun. He walked right into the sporting goods store, up to the gun counter, and picked out a semi-automatic .12 g…
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A tragic case of malpractice and injustice
A tragic case of malpractice and injustice So this unfortunate fellow comes down with gangrene and goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him that the…
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A soldier ran up to a nun
A soldier ran up to a nun A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agre…
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A blonde is sitting next to a lawyer on a plane
A blonde is sitting next to a lawyer on a plane The lawyer just keeps bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the la…
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Reasonable Doubt
Reasonable Doubt A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense’s closin…
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Three drunk guys, Tom, Dick and Harry decide to rob a grocery store.
Three drunk guys, Tom, Dick and Harry decide to rob a grocery store. They somehow force into the closed store and start making a ruckus inside. Howe…
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The Duel (Extremely Long)
The Duel (Extremely Long) During the Yongle Emperor's reign in the Ming Dynasty, there was an imperial proclamation posted on the Quintuple Pailou o…
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Murderous neighbor
Murderous neighbor A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw." From the back of the…
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