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Find a joke ↓Three guys were sitting in a bar talking. One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You…
Read the joke ↗John, Ted and Dave went to have an adventure in the Amazon Jungle... ...unfortunately, they we're captured by a local cannibal tribe. The tribe le…
Read the joke ↗An Irish cop and an English lawyer London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop be…
Read the joke ↗A father has three sons. One is an accountant, one is an engineer and the other is a lawyer... The father asks each of his three sons the same quest…
Read the joke ↗"It was a misunderstanding, your honor" says a man who is in court for indecent exposure. "Explain the statement," the judge demanded. "Well you see…
Read the joke ↗There was a knock at my door. I said, "Who is it?" and they told me that it was the police. I asked them what they wanted and they said that they wa…
Read the joke ↗A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education…
Read the joke ↗A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a red neck was on the jury and figured he wo…
Read the joke ↗A young liberal arts student walks into a bar... A young liberal arts student walks into a bar. He sat down and ordered 2 beers. An Asian guy sitt…
Read the joke ↗A lawyer named Strange died. His friends asked the tombstone inscriber to write "Here lies Strange, an honest man and a lawyer" on the headstone. Th…
Read the joke ↗The Devil's Occupation. Two men were watching the news, when a picture of the Devil flashed on to the screen. The first man turned to the second, an…
Read the joke ↗A lawyer in the USSR comes out of the chambers laughing his head off. A colleague approaches him and asks why he is laughing. "I just heard the fun…
Read the joke ↗Two turbaned Punjabies Kuldip and Jagdip went to Paris and made friends with a young Frenchman named Jean Paul. For several weeks these two stooges …
Read the joke ↗Police officer pulls an elderly couple over. A police officer pulls an elderly couple over. The old man is driving. Officer: I pulled you over for …
Read the joke ↗A guy goes to the hospital with an infection in his leg It has gotten so bad that they decide the only course of action is to amputate the leg. So …
Read the joke ↗Indecent exposure complaint. One hot Louisiana afternoon a nice old woman calls up to the police station complaining about how her neighbor is expos…
Read the joke ↗The Ant and the Grasshopper CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies f…
Read the joke ↗Have you heard the one about the Australian Aboriginal, the copper and the mud crab? There's an aboriginal man who's been hunting for crabs in the m…
Read the joke ↗I never tell lawyer jokes Lawyers don't think they're funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes. Credit where credit is due: I just watched a vid…
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