Law & Courtroom · 2026-11-01
Two tribal men drag two criminals into the Chief's hut...
Two tribal men drag two criminals into the Chief's hut...
The Chief asked the first criminal, "You shall choose your punishment for your crimes! Choose!"
"Death! Or Canyananga?"
Criminal #1 thought: "Well, I don't want to die..."
"Canyananga!"
The Chief responded, "Very well. Bring in... Canyananga."
An ugly, giant and beastly black man walked in, took Criminal #1 to the hut next to them and proceeded to horrendously rape him.
The Chief turned to Criminal #2 and shouted, "Choose!"
Criminal #2 quickly replied in horror, "Death! Please!"
"Fine..." the Chief told him, "But first... Canyananga!"
The Chief asked the first criminal, "You shall choose your punishment for your crimes! Choose!"
"Death! Or Canyananga?"
Criminal #1 thought: "Well, I don't want to die..."
"Canyananga!"
The Chief responded, "Very well. Bring in... Canyananga."
An ugly, giant and beastly black man walked in, took Criminal #1 to the hut next to them and proceeded to horrendously rape him.
The Chief turned to Criminal #2 and shouted, "Choose!"
Criminal #2 quickly replied in horror, "Death! Please!"
"Fine..." the Chief told him, "But first... Canyananga!"
Source: Reddit.