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General Jokes · 2026-11-01

I was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Cancer

I was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Cancer

The cancer sucks, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!

Wait

No

I do

I can feel the edges of my mind unraveling; each piece, once so firmly put together, slowly falling away from my grasp. To know that the mind, the seat of who you are, can simply... disintegrate, like a mighty sandcastle in the tide...

Well, at least I don't have cancer.

Source: Reddit.

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