Two old timers were playing chess in the park. The first one says: "know what I did yesterday? I went to the girls..."

Two old timers were playing chess in the park. The first one says: "know what I did yesterday? I went to the girls..."

"At your old age?" Says the second one as he cuts him off. "How was it?" He asks in anticipation

"Much nicer than the boys"

Edit: dunno if this translates well enough