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A Freshman Seminar Professor Was Trying To Wow His Students
A Freshman Seminar Professor Was Trying To Wow His Students He told them, "In the English Language, a double negative equals a positive. For exampl…
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into.....
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into..... A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straig…
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Ladies' Bumper Stickers
Ladies' Bumper Stickers So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me. God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends. My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Gu…
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How much is a pound of brains worth?
How much is a pound of brains worth? What's the cost of a pound of physicists' brains? About $10.00 What about a pound of chemists' brains? Oh...…
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A lawyer named Strange died.
A lawyer named Strange died. His friends asked the tombstone inscriber to write "Here lies Strange, an honest man and a lawyer" on the headstone. Th…
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The Govenment made a recent announcement.....
The Govenment made a recent announcement..... .......that it is changing the national flag to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the gove…
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We read it wrong!
We read it wrong! Father Joseph had spent the last few months holed up in the Vatican library, trying to unlock the secrets of Christianity by readi…
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A Funny Story
Dear Son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most acc…
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Man gets brought into the Emergency Room
Man gets brought into the Emergency Room The paramedic brings a man into the ER and starts describing the symptoms to the attending doctor. "So he'…
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Bilbo the Hobbit was throwing a big party...
Bilbo the Hobbit was throwing a big party... Gandalf the Grey agreed to help with the planning. When discuss the music, Bilbo asked Gandalf if he c…
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Grasshopper
Grasshopper Every day, Jim gets two six packs on the way home from work. When he gets home, he sits in his living room until they're gone. One day, …
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Three counsellors die and go to Hell... [OC]
Three counsellors die and go to Hell... [OC] A Person Centred counsellor, a Gestalt therapist and a CBT practitioner are all travelling back from a …
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Their Real Definitions
Their Real Definitions From: [langalist] LangaList Standard Edition 2003-07-24 Just For Grins 1. Coffee (n), a person who is coughed upon. 2.…
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A Funny Story
Q: How many Conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The invisible hand does it. A: None. "There is no need to change th…
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A man walks down the street wearing a pineapple on his head
A man walks down the street wearing a pineapple on his head Another man noticing him and asks: "Umm, sir? Do you realize you have a pineapple on you…
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A man walks into church and sits in the confessional booth.
A man walks into church and sits in the confessional booth. The priest sits down and the man says, "Forgive me for I have sinned. I was golfing yest…
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Favorite sandwich
Favorite sandwich So, I was talking to my friend the other day, and we ended up talking about our local deli. I asked him what his favorite…
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Dad’s Brilliant Business Plan
Dad’s Brilliant Business Plan Scene: A conversation with my friend’s father, who knows I do Web design. Father: I have a business idea. How hard i…
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What is This?
What is This? When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he sa…
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Two women are sitting at a bus stop...
Two women are sitting at a bus stop... They're both smoking, and it starts to rain. One if them out her cigarette out, and the other took out a cond…
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A Chinese man is at a wedding
A Chinese man is at a wedding And he's approached by a Jewish man who is clearly very drunk and the Jewish man says to him, "Hey, I just wanted to l…
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A young boy enters a haircutters...
A young boy enters a haircutters... ...and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you…
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An exhibitionist cross path with a 6 yo girl on her way to school.
An exhibitionist cross path with a 6 yo girl on her way to school. He asks the little girl "Hey, honey, do you know what a phallus is ?" "No mister…
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Two friends are hanging out one day,
Two friends are hanging out one day, Jim, and Bob. And Jim has a black eye. Bob asks, "Hey what happened to your eye?" Jim sighs and explains, "Wel…
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