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Nike unveils revolutionary new 'Clinton' sole technology
Nike unveils revolutionary new 'Clinton' sole technology Nike plans to unveil it's new shoes featuring the Clinton sole technology at the end of Jul…
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Three men are arguing over what to watch...
Three men are arguing over what to watch... The first man wants to watch horse racing. The second man wants to watch women's tennis. The third man w…
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Three guys go to a ski lodge...
Three guys go to a ski lodge... Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms – so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the nigh…
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A college professor asks all of his students to yell out stereotypes for a class project
A college professor asks all of his students to yell out stereotypes for a class project For a class project, a college professor asks all of his st…
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Are my testicles black? "NSFW"
Are my testicles black? "NSFW" ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK? A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. A …
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Trump's New Book
Trump's New Book I was walking in the mall and I saw that there was an Arabic bookstore. The sign outside led me to wonder just what exactly was in…
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Kermit Jagger
Kermit Jagger A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks.''What's your name?'' The loan officer says,…
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So these three blondes die trying to jump the Grand Canyon...
So these three blondes die trying to jump the Grand Canyon... Fortunately for them, they were all Christians, so they went straight up to Heaven and…
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A lady goes into a pharmacy and asks for cyanide...
A lady goes into a pharmacy and asks for cyanide... A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked str…
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Strange Word Fun
Strange Word Fun Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. Practice safe eating - alwa…
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A man went into a bar and sat infront of a bowl of pretzels...
A man went into a bar and sat infront of a bowl of pretzels... "You have some very nice clothes" said the bowl of pretzels. The man thinking he was…
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A lawyer by the name of Strange died.
A lawyer by the name of Strange died. His friends asked the tombstone inscriber to write "Here lies Strange, an honest man and a lawyer" on the head…
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Thematic funeral
Thematic funeral A famous heart specialist died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. W…
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Bob and Jim walk into a bar
Bob and Jim walk into a bar "Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink." The bartender gets him a drink. Bob says, "Donkeyboy, get me another drink." The barte…
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A Funny Story
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday Scho…
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A Funny Story
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to c…
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Sean Connery had a role in a movie so he had to send his father to a nursing home.
Sean Connery had a role in a movie so he had to send his father to a nursing home. After the old man arrived there a nurse forced him to wear a diap…
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Tom Swift's best moments.
Tom Swift's best moments. "German sausage jokes are the wurst," Tom said frankly. "I got cut in half," Tom said intuitively. "I will never read Sh…
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After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona's president sits down and says, "Señor, I would lik…
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A Funny Story
Legend has it that in a pub in Newyork has a magic mirror that will grant wishes if you tell the truth.If you don't POOF you're gone in a flash of sm…
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Reasonable Doubt
Reasonable Doubt A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense’s closin…
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Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were going camping.
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were going camping. They set up their tent, started a campfire, and laid down their sleeping bags inside of the te…
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A man is driving down the road and breaks down
A man is driving down the road and breaks down A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on …
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Three drunk guys, Tom, Dick and Harry decide to rob a grocery store.
Three drunk guys, Tom, Dick and Harry decide to rob a grocery store. They somehow force into the closed store and start making a ruckus inside. Howe…
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