Doctors & Health Ā· 2026-11-01
Three counsellors die and go to Hell... [OC]
Three counsellors die and go to Hell... [OC]
A Person Centred counsellor, a Gestalt therapist and a CBT practitioner are all travelling back from a conference together in a car when they slip on some ice, the car crashes down a hill and they all die.
As thereās no such thing as God, they awake at the gates of Hell. Already the smell of brimstone and black smoke assault their senses and they canāt see more than a few feet in front of them.
A shape moves though the smoke towards them and as it clears they see Satan towering over them with a wild manic grin and all three men are gripped by terror.
First Satan walks over the Person Centred counsellor and speaks in a booming voice āWelcome to hell mortal. How does it feel to know you are now a slave in my kingdom for all eternity?ā
Being a good counsellor he immediately communicates the core conditions and replies āI really value your interest in me but Iām wondering if we should focus on you. I had the sense youāre trying to keep me at a distance and thatās okayā
Satan is a little stunned by this answer and decides to have the poor man dragged away by demons to see if hot pokers can get a more sensible answer from him and he moves on to the gestalt therapist, standing over the man still sat on the ground.
Once again he speaks in his booming voice āWelcome to hell mortal. How does it feel to know you are now a slave in my kingdom for all eternity?ā
The gestalt counsellor seems to be deep in thought for a moment and then begins to speak āI have a strong awareness of something in my lungs and Iām not sure where thatās coming from. It may be the toxic fumes or perhaps some unfinished business being triggered from my relationship with my fatherā¦ And of course there a really warm sensation in my ass and thatās really interesting becauseā¦.ā
Satan cuts off this rambling speech and signals for the demons to drag him away too with a wave of his hand, a weary sigh and an exasperated look. Finally he moves on the CBT practitioner and stands over him and trying to look as scary as he can.
Again he asks āWelcome to hell mortal. How does it feel to know you are now a slave in my kingdom for all eternity?ā
The CBT practitioner knows that it doesnāt matter what happens to him, itās all about how he reacts to things. He may have died, awoken in hell and seen his two friends dragged away by demons but so long as he can maintain positive thoughts then not even these things can upset him.
He looks up at the intimidating figure before him and simply replies, āOh itās fine. Iām not really hereā
A Person Centred counsellor, a Gestalt therapist and a CBT practitioner are all travelling back from a conference together in a car when they slip on some ice, the car crashes down a hill and they all die.
As thereās no such thing as God, they awake at the gates of Hell. Already the smell of brimstone and black smoke assault their senses and they canāt see more than a few feet in front of them.
A shape moves though the smoke towards them and as it clears they see Satan towering over them with a wild manic grin and all three men are gripped by terror.
First Satan walks over the Person Centred counsellor and speaks in a booming voice āWelcome to hell mortal. How does it feel to know you are now a slave in my kingdom for all eternity?ā
Being a good counsellor he immediately communicates the core conditions and replies āI really value your interest in me but Iām wondering if we should focus on you. I had the sense youāre trying to keep me at a distance and thatās okayā
Satan is a little stunned by this answer and decides to have the poor man dragged away by demons to see if hot pokers can get a more sensible answer from him and he moves on to the gestalt therapist, standing over the man still sat on the ground.
Once again he speaks in his booming voice āWelcome to hell mortal. How does it feel to know you are now a slave in my kingdom for all eternity?ā
The gestalt counsellor seems to be deep in thought for a moment and then begins to speak āI have a strong awareness of something in my lungs and Iām not sure where thatās coming from. It may be the toxic fumes or perhaps some unfinished business being triggered from my relationship with my fatherā¦ And of course there a really warm sensation in my ass and thatās really interesting becauseā¦.ā
Satan cuts off this rambling speech and signals for the demons to drag him away too with a wave of his hand, a weary sigh and an exasperated look. Finally he moves on the CBT practitioner and stands over him and trying to look as scary as he can.
Again he asks āWelcome to hell mortal. How does it feel to know you are now a slave in my kingdom for all eternity?ā
The CBT practitioner knows that it doesnāt matter what happens to him, itās all about how he reacts to things. He may have died, awoken in hell and seen his two friends dragged away by demons but so long as he can maintain positive thoughts then not even these things can upset him.
He looks up at the intimidating figure before him and simply replies, āOh itās fine. Iām not really hereā
Source: Reddit.