A man walks down the street wearing a pineapple on his head

A man walks down the street wearing a pineapple on his head

Another man noticing him and asks:
"Umm, sir? Do you realize you have a pineapple on your head?"
"Well... yeah", he says.
-"But... why?"
-"Dude! I wears pineapple on my head every Tuesday!"
-"But... today is Wednesday..."

The man quickly removes the pineapple from his head and yells: "Oh god, i feel so stupid!"