Arts & Entertainment✳
Early one morning a son goes up to his dad and asks
Early one morning a son goes up to his dad and asks "What's the difference between a cunt and a pussy?" Looking a little surprised the dad goes "Co…
Read the joke ↗Good jokes.
Better days.
Original one-liners, silly stories and everyday humor. Find your kind of funny.
Find a joke ↓☺
PICK YOUR MOOD
Browse by category
All jokesDad JokesWork JokesAnimal JokesFood JokesTech JokesSchool JokesRelationship JokesOne-LinersFunny StoriesClassic AnecdotesWork & BusinessFamily & MarriageAnimals & NatureFood & DrinkSchool & EducationTravel & TransportLaw & CourtroomDoctors & HealthMoney & ShoppingHistory & PoliticsArts & EntertainmentReligion & ClergySports & GamesEveryday SituationsWordplay & PunsGeneral JokesAdult Humor (18+)
FRESH FROM THE FUNNY SIDE
540 jokes · RSS ↗Latest jokes
Animals & Nature✳
A farmer is milking his cow
A farmer is milking his cow This is a translation of a Galician joke, feel free to correct any mistake/awkward phrasing A farmer is milking his c…
Read the joke ↗Animal Jokes✳
Two men are driving along a rural road when the driver spots a sheep with it's head stuck in the fence...
Two men are driving along a rural road when the driver spots a sheep with it's head stuck in the fence... The driver pulls the car over and walks ov…
Read the joke ↗Work & Business✳
Q. How many Trumpies does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q. How many Trumpies does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Five. One to write the executive order, one to get it signed, one to announce it to t…
Read the joke ↗Food Jokes✳
One big happy family.
One big happy family. My wife and I got married last summer, we were together since we were teens, she was the only person that wanted to be with me…
Read the joke ↗Wordplay & Puns✳
Donald Trump's Joke
Donald Trump's Joke Donald Trump is speaking at a campaign event in South Carolina. He asks if the crowd wants to hear a joke? The southern crowd go…
Read the joke ↗Travel & Transport✳
A guy walks into a restaurant orders a steamy soup
A guy walks into a restaurant orders a steamy soup After a while, the waiter comes back with the soup. The guy tastes the soup and frowns at the wai…
Read the joke ↗Tech Jokes✳
So a man walks into a bar...
So a man walks into a bar... ... and he goes straight to the bartender. He orders a grasshopper and a screwdriver, and pays with a $100 bill. The…
Read the joke ↗Sports & Games✳
A wife was ecstatic that she was going to have twins...
A wife was ecstatic that she was going to have twins... ....being the superstitious woman she is, she went to a fortune teller to see her children's…
Read the joke ↗School Jokes✳
A kindergarten student told his teacher he'd found a cat...
A kindergarten student told his teacher he'd found a cat... A kindergarten student told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you k…
Read the joke ↗School & Education✳
My Daughter Texted Asking for Money...
My Daughter Texted Asking for Money... My daughter in college sent a text saying "PLZ snd $$." I asked her why she used the shorthand. She responde…
Read the joke ↗Religion & Clergy✳
At church one sunday...
At church one sunday... I was praying to God about some new trainers i want, when all of a sudden, a tall white haired man appears saying in a deep …
Read the joke ↗Relationship Jokes✳
A woman walks into a voodoo market...
A woman walks into a voodoo market... She walks up to an old man selling cursed items where she proceeds to say "I would like to buy a magic mirror …
Read the joke ↗One-Liners✳
A little marry poppins
A little marry poppins Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He a…
Read the joke ↗Money & Shopping✳
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.....
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms..... A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in pa…
Read the joke ↗Law & Courtroom✳
The Duel (Extremely Long)
The Duel (Extremely Long) During the Yongle Emperor's reign in the Ming Dynasty, there was an imperial proclamation posted on the Quintuple Pailou o…
Read the joke ↗History & Politics✳
The European Union commissioners announce that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications...
The European Union commissioners announce that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications..…
Read the joke ↗General Jokes✳
A man was contemplating suicide on a bridge.
A man was contemplating suicide on a bridge. A man was contemplating suicide on a bridge when he looked down and saw a little man with no arms danci…
Read the joke ↗Funny Stories✳
Three missionaries in Africa
Three missionaries in Africa Three missionaries are going to evangelize tribes in the deep jungle, where they heard dangerous tribes exist. What h…
Read the joke ↗Doctors & Health✳
Woman goes to the doctor.....
Woman goes to the doctor..... A woman goes the doctor and the doctor asks "what's wrong?" "Well..." replied the woman "something is strange when an…
Read the joke ↗General Jokes✳
A boy with a wooden eye asked a girl with a hairy lip to the prom...
A boy with a wooden eye asked a girl with a hairy lip to the prom... Seeing how nobody else would likely go with them, the boy with the wooden eye a…
Read the joke ↗General Jokes✳
A ghost says to his ghostfriend..
A ghost says to his ghostfriend.. "I don't think I'm gonna enter the next ghost-race.." "Why not?" Asked the ghost-friend. "Because I've lost ever…
Read the joke ↗School Jokes✳
A Planned Life
A Planned Life Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school. …
Read the joke ↗Relationship Jokes✳
The man approached the very beautiful.....
The man approached the very beautiful..... The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my …
Read the joke ↗