Early one morning a son goes up to his dad and asks

Early one morning a son goes up to his dad and asks

"What's the difference between a cunt and a pussy?"
Looking a little surprised the dad goes
"Come with me and I'll show you"
Takes him into his mothers bedroom where she still sleeps and lifts up the sheets.
Dad : you see that, that's a pussy
Son: can I touch it?
Dad: fuck no, you'll wake the cunt up

My uncles told me this.