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Can I make a wish?
Can I make a wish? Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and ha…
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Pun competition
Pun competition One day, a man was sitting at home with a beer in hand when he read about a pun competition being held downtown. He got up early the…
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A blind guy walks into a bar...
A blind guy walks into a bar... A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He makes his way through the crowded joint to order a beer fro…
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Guy goes to a ballgame...
Guy goes to a ballgame... ...finds his seat and sees an elderly fellow in the next row with an empty seat beside him. They get to chatting and he as…
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A guy meets a girl at the club and takes her home.
A guy meets a girl at the club and takes her home. Before going to his place the girl tells him that she can tell how a man is in bed by the way he …
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A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a large size box of laundry detergent...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a large size box of laundry detergent... The grocer walked over and trying…
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Dad: Shame on you, Peter. Why did you hit your little sister?
Dad: Shame on you, Peter. Why did you hit your little sister? Dad: Shame on you, Peter. Why did you hit your little sister? Peter: Well, Daddy, we w…
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I recently met a Chinese man
I recently met a Chinese man I recently met a Chinese man and got to know that his name was Kannaswami. I asked him, "How did you ever get a name …
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Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham were sitting around a table
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham were sitting around a table When they came up for an idea for a TV series based on the l…
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A Bin Man is Out Emptying Bins...
A Bin Man is Out Emptying Bins... He goes down the street, collects the bins, empties them and puts them back. He gets to one house and they don't h…
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One night a man walks into a bar looking sad.....
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad..... One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man sa…
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Indian business
Indian business Joseph Mandelbaum and Benjamin Rosenblatt, partners in the garment industry, are having their worst season ever. Ten thousand Madra…
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Sexy up skirt...
Sexy up skirt... As I knelt down with a pair of size 4 shoes in front of this sexy blonde in a short skirt, I couldn’t resist a quick glance at her …
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Three guys were sitting in a bar talking. One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking. One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You…
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After a tumultuous couple of weeks in the spotlight and under the microscope, president Trump flies to New York to spend a night with his wife. As he is about to walk into the pent
After a tumultuous couple of weeks in the spotlight and under the microscope, president Trump flies to New York to spend a night with his wife. As he…
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A nerve impulse...
A nerve impulse... A nerve impulse is caused when a stimulus changes the membrane potential of a neuron and opens voltage-gated sodium channels. Thi…
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10 Inch Bic
10 Inch Bic Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands t…
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A woman walks into a bar...
A woman walks into a bar... A woman walks into a bar with a newt on her shoulder. The barman says, "You've got a newt on your shoulder, love. What …
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3 guys die in a car crash and go to hell
3 guys die in a car crash and go to hell they all appear at the gates of hell and are greeted by satan himself satan says to the first man "whats y…
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A 3 year old boy sits next to a pregnant women
A 3 year old boy sits next to a pregnant women Boy: Why do you look so fat? Woman: because i have a baby inside Boy: is it a good baby? Woman: ye…
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Talking street
Talking street A man walks up to a street. The street says to the man: "Hey!" The jumps in surprise as the street shouts at him once more. The m…
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The Mute Child
The Mute Child The little kid never said a word, never uttered a syllable his entire life. Parents took him to doctor after doctor - each doctor sai…
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Killer dad joke
Killer dad joke My father admitted on his deathbed that he was the most successful serial killer of all time. He killed 100's of people in various…
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Two sisters
Two sisters There were once two sisters, one called Petal and one called Fridge. One day, Petal asks her parents, "Why did you call me Petal?" and t…
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