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Everyday Situations · 2026-11-01

A guy meets a girl at the club and takes her home.

A guy meets a girl at the club and takes her home.

Before going to his place the girl tells him that she can tell how a man is in bed by the way he opens the door. She tells him, "If a man struggles with the key then that means he is a sloppy lover and he is not the right one for me."

The guy then stops, looks at his keys, then stares at the door. After a while of staring, he goes toward the doorknob and before inserting the key he licks the keyhole.

Source: Reddit.

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