A blind guy walks into a bar...

A blind guy walks into a bar...

A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He makes his way through the crowded joint to order a beer from the bar.

After a few sips the man casually grabs the slack from the leash, and proceeds to swing the dog by its neck around his head like a helicopter.

Several terrified patrons scream, "what the hell are you doing?!?"

Casually, yet slightly offended, the man replies, "geez, relax, I'm just looking around."